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Hi "Blind Orange",

We must be crazy but we were thinking
about you today. We just don't believe
you have given up on your dreams and
goals.

You can change your financial situation,
"Blind Orange".

LET US HELP!! Our colleagues and us
will be sending out over 100,000 emails in
the next couple of days. We just thought
we would give you one more chance to
get involved. As you know there's
NO-OBLIGATION to confirm your position!

Try it out and at least see what's possible.

GO TO THE LINK BELOW...
http://www.xxxxxx.xxx

And start your no-obligation tour!

AND YES… We do have powerful leads and
support so you don’t have to ask family and
friends to do this.

Have an awesome day.


We are here to help if you wish,
Alan & Shirley
Your Success Partners

Alan & Shirley are getting just a little bit pushy here.

BOJ

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"Blind Orange":

We thought you had an interest in starting a home
business. Is that still true? Have you had a chance
to confirm your position with us? If you've changed
your mind or you've already confirmed your position,
please delete yourself below. We apologize. We do
not want to keep on bothering you.

There are a lot of people that need to make extra
money. We mean they really NEED it and if you're no
longer interested we can place these people under
someone else that could use the extra money.

Please, if you are still interested:
http://www.xxxxxx

just click on the link to confirm your position and
start your no-obligation tour, then drop us a quick
email letting us know you're on board.

We can't hold your position any longer. You need to
confirm your position or you're going to miss out on
getting paid!

You make money every time someone we place under you
makes a purchase. That can't happen until you go
confirm your position:

http://www.xxxxxx

As soon as you do, we'll start placing people under
you.

AND YES… We do have powerful leads and
support so you don’t have to ask family and friends
to do this.

"Blind Orange", if you are no longer interested in
turning your computer into a CASH GENERATING
MACHINE, please remove yourself below so we can
place all these people under someone else who is ready.

If you have already confirmed your position, then
just ignore this E-mail and watch your mailbox for
our updates. Either way we need to know if you're in
or you're out because these people need to be placed
quickly.

Have an awesome day.


We are here to help if you wish,
Alan & Shirley
Your Success Partners
Phone: (1) 818-xxx-xxxx
Email: xxxxxxxxxx@yahoo.co.uk

A nice English couple wants to be my "Success Partners" and I just ignore them. What kind of bastard am I?

BOJ

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I'll spare you the bulk of the content, as it's spam about a pay porn site. The closing was quite unique, though, and I just felt the need to share.

This is Spam of the Week Monday afterall...

Sincerely.
promoting perversity in the workplace, job seeker's avowal

I know all of those words, but I doubt that they've ever before occured in that exact combination.

BOJ

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I'll spare you the body of text of the spam, I get this kind of stuff about 40 times a day, but the closing was, in my estimation, something deserving of Spam of the Week:

Thank you for staying with us!
vampirism sucks, money makes the world glow brown

BOJ

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. Vous concevez, dit Jonas ; comme son habitude est de se moquer toujours du monde, je sais d.avance qu.elle va rire ou en faire semblant. Mais vous pouvez lui dire que je parle serieusement, ma cousine ; vous le pouvez, n.est-il pas vrai ? Vous lui declarerez que vous etiez instruite de la chose. Vous agirez d.une maniere honorable, j.en suis sur, . ajouta-t-il d.un ton persuasif.

Poor translation courtesy of Babel Fish:

. You conceive, says Jonas; as its practice is to always make fun of the world, I know d.avance qu.elle will laugh or make some seeming. But you can say to him that I speak seriously, my cousin; you, n.est it can it not true? You will declarerez to him that you etiez educated of the thing. You will act d.une honourable manner, j.en am on. it added d.un your persuasive.

So the poor spelling, grammar and absolute pointlessness of spam translates into French as well? It's nice to know that some things are universal...

BOJ

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Dear God, for someone trying to pass himself off as intelligent and educated, Abraham's grammar and spelling are atrocious!

MUTUAL TRUST NEEDED.
Dear Honourable Friend.

I want to start by counting on you, that you will handle this busness with all maturity and confidentiality it deserves, I am Mr. Abraham Jacobus Casparus from South Africa and a Senior staff with the Standard Chartered Bank Cape Town.

Currently I am in the Netherlands on three month course, I decided to contact you hence as a senior staff, the code of conduct bureau of my country do not allow me to own an offshore account and own a foreign business. Before I left for the Netherlands, I discover a deposit value US$17M. Dollars belonging to one MR & MRS HAROLD OLIVE SCHULZ Australia National, both were GOLD PRODUCERS and where awarded contract by the South Africa ENERGY AND MINNING MINISTRY, but unfortunately both were victims of the Fairchild Metroliner plane crash on suday 8th May 2005. to confirmed my proposal kindly view evidence of this report: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4524547.stm , Since the death of this couple know family relative have come to make claim of this deposit and effort to locate them by my department without success.

I therefore implore your assistance, to introduce you as the Next of kin to Mr & Mrs Harold Olive Schulz and act as the beneficiary to procure this deposit. Identifications copy of the couple and documents shall be presented to you once you agree to help me secure this fund and every arrangement is finalise to justify your claim as true proof of beneficiary. For your assistance 30% of the total deposit for you and the remaining 70% for me. This business is 100% risk free and every modalities has be put in place to ensure the success of this business, you have nothing to worry about.

Kindly feel free to contact me via my personal mail: abrahamjacobus@lyingsackofshit.com or abrahamjacobus@iwantyourmoneyformyself.com indicating your interest to assist me in this business. Thanks for your understanding and will appreciate your urgent attention to this very important matter.

Yours Sincerely,

Abraham Jacobus Casparus.

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Attn: Sir/Madam

My Name is Calvin Mills, an artist residing permanently in the United
Kingdom,I have been selling my art works for the last 4 years now and
I have had my work featured on trading cards, prints,fabrics and in
magazines.

I have sold in galleries and to private collectors from all around the
world,I am always facing serious difficulties when it comes to selling
my art works and fabrics to Americans,they are always offering to pay
with financial instruments that I am not familiar with,I undergo so
much difficulty in converting them to cash. At the same time, the cost
of travelling to the US is not worth it due to the little amount
involved in such transactions. Moreso,The international money transfer
tax for legal entities (companies) in UK is 25%, whereas for the
individual it is only 10%. There is no sense for us to work this way,
while tax for international money transfer made by a private
individual is 10%. That's why we need you!This way we will save money
due to high taxation.

I am currently in search of a representative in the United States who
will be working for me as a partime worker . I am willing to pay 10%
for every transaction. Someone who would help me recieve payments from
my customers. All you need do is receive payments for my paintings,
convert them to cash,deduct 10% of the total amount and wire the
balance to me . Our Orders in the US and Canada ranges from $15,000 -
$70,000/monthly. You guaranteed a minimum commission of $1050 monthly.


My products are also widely distributed in Europe, Asia, Africa and
America on a weekly basis and my quest to recruit a
agent/representative is due to the increase in orders from these said
countries leading to logistic and billing problems.

You do not have to go out as you will work as an independent
contractor right from your home/office. Your job is absolutely legal.
You do not need any form of capital or investment to start. You do not
have to quit your present job. The employees who make efforts and
work hard have a strong possibility to become managers. Anyway our
employees never leave us due to our excellent working condition.

If you have read and understood my offer, please send me an email as
soon as possible indicating your willingness to work for me.

All replies should be sent via email to my personal email address for
review. xxxx@yahoo.it

The email should include a statement of your acceptance of my offer
and with the following Informations stated hereunder:

-FIRST AND SURNAME
-FULL DOOR ADDRESS
-CITY,
-STATE
-ZIP CODE
-HOME PHONE
-CELL PHONE
-OFFICE PHONE
-OCCUPATION
-AGE
-NATIONALITY


As soon as I receive those from you, I will foward your details to my
customers immediately and they will make arrangements towards sending
you the payment ..


Warmest Regards,

Calvin Mills.

Well, it's not some Nigerian guy, so it must be real. I guess the way you sell art is by enlisting the help of EVERY SINGLE PERSON WITH EMAIL!

I guess I'm not special.

BOJ

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Dear "Blind Orange",

A package containing a kitchen appliance is
ready to be delivered to you. The contents of the
package are already paid in full by the sender.

Please confirm your delivery information:

"Blind Orange" Julius
XXX W XXXXX Ave AptXX
Cheyenne, WY 82001

307-XXX-XXXX

Confirm the address and arrange delivery:

http://confirm.kitchenappliancegiveaway.com/k/?x=422905-9426-164

If you do not respond, ownership of
the gift will be returned to the sender.


Express Delivery Center
8721 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90069







If you don't wish to receive notifications
in the event of future gifts, please go to the link below:
http://confirm.kitchenappliancegiveaway.com/k/un/r1.php?x=422905-678

Free kitchen appliance? I hope it's a panini maker!

BOJ

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Some fine use of the English language here:

Hello,

Your home lo an will be approved and You are eligible for our preferred rat es.
Please confirm your details below, your loan will be processed and
an agent will contact you within 24 hours.
Click this:

http://webquope.com
a

Talk to you soon,
Franklin Colon
Account Executive
Midwestern M0 rtgage Experts, Inc. - We're here because of you.

Email ID: 4zYDy5LCyb1U15uM3
8fef1f0afd4162e9e4bd536656e3e91a

We have no desire to send you information that is unwanted.
Should you wish to be excluded from future mailings, please follow this
link.
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BOJ

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Get 500 in cash by taking our Deal or No Deal survey.

http://www.termyak.com/dealrew/

See site for details.

Don't forget the fine print...

*Notice: To claim your reward you must participate in our program and
meet all of the offer eligibility requirements as outlined in the Terms
& Conditions before you can receive your free reward. Eligibility
requirements include signing up for at least 2 Silver, 2 Gold and 2 Platinum
offers. Available offers will vary and some offers may require a
purchase to qualify. Those qualifying for Gift Card rewards will have the
option of receiving a Visa gift card or a retailer's gift card where
available.

Copyright c 2006 ConsumerPromotionCentercom -
ConsumerPromotionCentercom is an independent rewards program and is not affiliated with any of
the listed products or retailers. Trademarks, service marks, logos,
and/or domain names (including, without limitation, the individual names of
products and retailers) are the property of their respective owners,
who have no association with or make any endorsement of the products or
services provided by ConsumerPromotionCentercom.

Which deal would you take? Play the game and find out.

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Wisdom is where you find it.

The following is from a spam message about escorts:

The worst of madmen is a saint run mad.
All charming people, I fancy, are spoiled. It is the secret of their attraction.
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Don't judge men's wealth or godliness by their Sunday appearance.
I feel an earnest and humble desire, and shall till I die, to increase the stock of harmless cheerfulness.
Every man is his own chief enemy.
Every chance taken is another chance to win.
Set a thief to catch a thief.
Be quick to learn and wise to know.
Kindness begets kindness.
Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
An aphorism can never be the whole truth it is either a half-truth or a truth-and-a-half.

BOJ

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Poker, roulette, slots or something else - everything will be perfectly fair!

No dodging croupiers trying to fool you - only you vs. the chance!

Don’t decline the proposal that will be able to make you a millionaire in a blink of an eye - our huge jackpot is still waiting for someone to take it! It’s waiting for you!

Play in your language now

I'm not down on gambling at all, in fact, I love it. I like playing in casinos because they are fair. That doesn't mean that I'm going to win every time, the odds are NEVER in the players favor, but the odds are the odds. Yes, there is the chance to become a millionaire in a blink of an eye. It's not going to happen, but the chance is there.

It amazes me that an internet gambling site's best marketing tactic is to say that they're fair, that they're not going to screw you.

They can, of course. Since they don't have "dodging croupiers" who are dealing you real cards in a real random fashion, they can make the cards come out in the way most disadvantageous to the player. An internet casino has so many more chances to cheat than a real casino.

But you can play in your language now...

BOJ

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It was a bad week for entertaining spam. There was some funny porn related stif, but I try to keep that to a minimum her:

From: "Pack, Duane"
Date: April 23, 2007 2:09:43 PM MDT
To: boj@bresnan.net
Subject: Wanted:Phone processors

Spring has sprung, the warmer weather is comming and time to make some changes.

Do you have a telephone? Can you return calls?

If you do and would like to be your own B0SS and create a great living for you and your family
then go to that phone and call us now.

Listen to our brief message and see what all the excitement is about.

1-800-599-0994

You may call anytime of day or night. So go ahead just have a listen it certainly is worth it.

Regards


By the way if its not for you then reply back to let us know.

Have A Great Day

Just what is all the excitement about? Bugging people at home! Duane Pack and I have different ideas about excitement...

BOJ

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I've been voting for Martha Stewart constantly for the past 72 hours, but I haven't received my $100,000 kitchen makeover. I do seem to be getting more spam.

I wonder if the two are related?

BOJ

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I don't usually do this, but the best spam I got this week was this:

Want your dick to be as giant as a skyscraper? Try Penis Enlarge Patch.

http://www.xxxxxxxx.net/

After Penis Enlarge Patch you cock wont resemble a soft balloon filled with jelly. It will be hard and charming.

You know, I don't know how these spammers know this stuff about me, how they know I want to refinance my mortgage or how how I want a hard and charming penis.

Sure, who doesn't want a dick as giant as a skyscrapper? I lay awake at night thinking about shit like that. But with a simple patch? I'd think for that unbelievable increase in size I'd have to freebase something or at the very least stick a hypodermic in my ass. So penis enlargement just requires a patch that I assume makes it as easy as quitting smoking.

Well, we all know how easy that is....

BOJ

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Received February 21st:

- - - - - It's time to Party Baby! - - - - -

With Mardi Gras this week and Spring Break coming up -- Are you excited Yet?



Where would YOU rather party: *Mardi Gras or Spring Break*


Voice your opinion now and win One-Thousand Dollars for the PARTY OF A
LIFETIME!

-------------------------------------------------------------
Get Excited And Party With The A-Crowd

Mardi Gras/Fat Tuesday was on February 20th this year. February 21st was Ash Wednesday, the day the "official" partying stops and the community begins it's 40 days of repentence.

Sounds like a party!

BOJ

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This week's ridiculous spam offering:

Re: Were Hiring Locally

http://greatbusinessnew.com/ardyh?e=2qY4Rq7AU15181A.&m=624237&l=1


Card Processers Needed Today!


http://greatbusinessnew.com/ardyh?e=3Jp9nJETSIBIYITs&m=624237&l=1

Let's start with the "Re". This not their response to anything I've sent them. That's minor, though a little trick that spammers pull to get you to read their bullshit.

My favorite thing though is the phrase "Were Hiring Locally". If you were hiring, I can only assume that you aren't hiring anymore as you've used the past tense. So why bother me?

Oh, those kooky spammers!

BOJ

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From my Inbox:

Re: Success Starts Here!

http://stampersdelight.com/sedohr?e=4w6ODwPSCB4BKBSq&m=623236&l=0


Have you ever driven up to the bank and seen the guards

loading bags of money into the armored truck and dreamed

about just one...or even all of those bags...getting

loaded into your trunk?

http://stampersdelight.com/sedohr?e=8etU9ecbRDLD7Dbs&m=623236&l=0


Guess what? Taking checks from the bank is JUST AS GOOD!

Last month I took $87,978 from local banks and YOU CAN TOO.

http://stampersdelight.com/sedohr?e=1KrdJKzFh6L646Fb&m=623236&l=0


In fact you won't believe how easy it is to virtually

steal $4000...$10,000 or MORE each and every month until

you do it yourself.

http://stampersdelight.com/sedohr?e=1KrdJKzFh6L646Fb&m=623236&l=0


I want to show you my simple system and help you get rich

too.

- Get my secret report here and get started immediately!

http://stampersdelight.com/sedohr?e=4w6ODwPSCB4BKBSq&m=623236&l=0




Best of success,

Your illegal plan intrigues me, pleas, tell me more...

BOJ

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More spam for you.

I just got off the phone with Bill Stone. He told me about his new book on finding loose Slot Machines that are ready to open their flood gates to you and how to avoid the tight ones.
http://turnoverdill.com/t/qs2c8av3r/495766


Yes, Slots!
Taking down high jackpots!
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This book is about pocketing loads of cash from the one armed bandits and Bill has countless testimonials on file to prove it.

When he told me how many hundreds and hundreds of people buy his book (my jaw absolutely dropped) I was convinced I am in the middle of a REVOLUTION.

He does'nt know how long he can offer this book.

Casinos already have their eyes on him. So I wanted to make sure you had your chance to read it before its gone.

I am SURE you will love it :-)

http://turnoverdill.com/t/qs2c8av3r/495766

Enjoy!


To unsubscribe from this email please follow this link:
http://turnoverdill.com/t/qs2c8av3r/495767

Or write to:
Platinum Success Inc
642 Main Street,
Chalestown, Nevis

So much fun here, I don't know where to start. Yeah I do, the address. If I don't want to get this email anymore all I have to do is send a letter to Nevis. That's in the Carribean. They've got a good record of recognizing US law down there.

Tell you what. I'll give you some slot advice. I'll give it to you for free right here, you don't have to buy my book.

I'm sorry I can't make any promises like you "pocketing loads of cash from the one armed bandits." Any gambling "system" that promises that you can "beat the system" is not worth your time, let alone your money. So here is my free advice on slot machines:

DON"T PLAY SLOT MACHINES

If you follow my system, you will never again loose money playing slot machines. There are legitimate slot machine strategies, but they involve which machines to avoid, which machines to play so that you have the best odds. Rest assured that any slot machince you ever play will have odds that are in the casino's favor. Some will have odds that are not as much in the casino's favor. If you choose to play slot machines, these are the machines to play. Doing so will not assure you of pockinging loads of cash.

Any slot system you employ, any single one, is completely at the mercy of the casinos. Unlike a table game where there are rules, mathmatics that don't change, slot can be manipulated by the casino. The odds on a machine can be changed at the whim of a casino. If you're doing something on a slot machine that works, the casinos will change how they work and pay out.

Think you can do it annonymously and move from machine to machine? Any substantial payout requires an attendent. Any substatial payout requires you fill out tax forms so that you have to claim the win as income.

I've had to do this. Yes, I've played slots. Yes, I've won big. No, it wasn't becasue I'm a great slots player. Anyone who tells you that is a liar. The appeal of slots is: 1) you don't need any skill to play and 2) you can win big with a minimum investment.

Slots are basically for people with dumb luck. If that's your "system," if that works for you then go for it.

BOJ

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I never realized that receiving spam could be so much fun. On the down side, I now actually read my spam instead of summarily deleting it. The sacrafices I make for this blog...

You know, I've been looking for resources to increase my spellcasting powers:

"Old Witchcraft Secrets" will show you in detail, how you can cast powerful spells, to make your wildest dreams come true.

It's NOT your fault that your spells and rituals aren't turning out like you want... YET.

Alright, it's not my fault. Tell me more!

The truth is... you've been misled by self-proclaimed powerful wizards and witches... and the truth is that 99% of these 'professionals' are DEAD WRONG!

A pox upon the houses of those self-proclaimed powerful wizards and witches. Why would they be trying to hold me back?

In fact, a lot of what they say will actually diminish your powers.

They don't want you to know the right way to cast spells because if you did, you'd never need them again and they would lose their power!

You cannot invent 'new' spells like you cannot invent a new tree. Everything is old.

But not everything is known in the right way.

Get 3 Spells just for visiting our site

Spells on the internet? I knew Al Gore invented this for a reason.

As you know, many witches and wizards are FURIOUS about this. Why?

Why indeed?

Because it reveals the true forgotten secrets of witchcraft.
Secrets more powerful than what they can do through their very expensive services...

Soon, everybody will be able to do this at home, more effectively, cheaper and faster....

Everybody casting spells? It sounds like a dream. And cut-rate spells to boot.

You've seen some ridiculous prices on the internet for getting a spell done. It's obvious they are getting rich off of normal people and their problems...

Yes, the prices for internet spells are frustrating. I wish I knew their secrets so I wouldn't need to give my money away.

Once you know their secrets, you won’t need to give them your money!

Dude! I think I just cast some sort of mind-reading spell!

I've personally tested this information, and some of the old forgotten stuff is mind blowing: it's accurate, effective and quite easy to do.

Discover The Most Powerful Spells and Secrets

Yeah, I've omitted all of the links. I want the spells all to myself. Hopefully no one else received this informative email.

BOJ

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