Globex Corporation Newsletter

Living in the same state as the woman I was dating

Funny Farm starring Chevy Chase

Seeing Bo Diddley live

Two Social Workers from Iowa

Betaseron

My Sony 300 disk CD changer

A 1981 Chevy Citation

Tysabri

My last three jobs

Listen Up! staring Jason Alexander

Labels: Lists

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:28 AM 1 comments

Labels: The Wisdom of Homer

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 8:32 AM 0 comments

NCAA Special!
Champs Sports Bowl
Miami vs. Wisconsin (+4): +$100

Week 17 Against the Spread: 1-0
Week 17 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 17 Parlays: 0-0

Season Against the Spread: 21-26-1
Season Over/Unders: 5-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 17: +$100
Total Amount Remaining: $1070

Labels: Fake Gambling

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:30 PM 0 comments

NCAA Special!
Champs Sports Bowl
Miami vs. Wisconsin (+4): $100

Week 17 Stake: $970
Week 17 Wagered: $100

Labels: Fake Gambling

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:41 AM 0 comments

Well I read the Bible through from stem to stern
To see what a fella like me could learn
Well the times get harder then the cities burn
It ain't no different than the caveman time

Labels: lyrics

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:27 AM 1 comments

1. (1)Indianapolis Colts (14-1)
   Still #1


2. (2)San Diego Chargers (12-3)
   No problem with Tennessee


3. (3)Philadelphia Eagles (11-4)
   Handled the Broncos


4. (6)Arizona Cardinals (10-5)
   No trouble with the Lambs


5. (4)New Orleans Saints (13-2)
   Dropped two in a row at home


6. (5)Minnesota Vikings (11-4)
   Haven't looked good for a month


7. (7)Cincinnati Bengals (10-5)
   Bounce back week


8. (8)New England Patriots (10-5)
   Jacksonville had something to play for


9. (9)Dallas Cowboys (9-5)
   Two wins in a row in December


10. (10)Green Bay Packers (10-5)
    Easy win

Out of Top 10: None

Labels: Lists, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:04 PM 0 comments

Tampa Bay (+14) at New Orleans: +$150

Week 16 Against the Spread: 1-0
Week 16 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 16 Parlays: 0-0

Season Against the Spread: 20-26-1
Season Over/Unders: 5-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 16: +$150
Total Amount Remaining: $970

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 4:04 PM 1 comments

Tampa Bay (+14) at New Orleans: $150

Week 16 Stake: $820
Week 16 Wagered: $150

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 11:02 AM 0 comments

"The Best Chinese Food in Wyoming"

The movie Rainman

Pineapple and ham on pizza

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Some country music

Living in Southern California

Seeing Sue Foley live

Playing Paul Simon's Me & Julio at the Heritage Festival

Tomato beer

Living in the home of the Winebago Corporation

Using an electric toothbrush

Rye Beer

Direct Deposit

Labels: Lists

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 11:32 AM 3 comments

Labels: The Wisdom of Homer

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:48 AM 0 comments

Happy Birthday to you
You woodworking Jew
Happy Birthday dear Jesus
You renegade rabbi rabble-rouser from Bethlehem
Happy Birthday to you
Blow out the candles, son

Labels: lyrics

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:35 AM 0 comments

1. (1)Indianapolis Colts (14-0)
   Can they win 'em all?


2. (3)San Diego Chargers (11-3)
   Quality win


3. (5)Philadelphia Eagles (10-4)
   When they're on they're among the best


4. (2)New Orleans Saints (13-1)
   Pressure's off...


5. (4)Minnesota Vikings (11-3)
   Were dominated in Carolina


6. (8)Arizona Cardinals (9-5)
   Came back to beat Detroit


7. (6)Cincinnati Bengals (9-5)
   Tough week in Cincy


8. (9)New England Patriots (9-5)
   Lackluster performance again


9. (-)Dallas Cowboys (9-5)
   Knocked off the Saints


10. (7)Green Bay Packers (9-5)
    Proved that the Steelers remain dangerous

Out of Top 10: (10)Denver Broncos (8-6)

Teams on the Rise: Baltimore Ravens (8-6), New York Giants (8-6), Most of the rest of the AFC (7-7)

Labels: Lists, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:20 PM 0 comments

New York Giants at Washington (+3): -$200

Week 15.2 Against the Spread: 0-1
Week 15.2 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 15.2 Parlays: 0-0

Season Against the Spread: 19-26-1
Season Over/Unders: 5-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 15.2: -$200
Total Amount Remaining: $820

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:15 PM 0 comments

New York Giants at Washington (+3): $200

Week 15.2 Stake: $1020
Week 15.2 Wagered: $200

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 11:39 AM 0 comments

Dallas (+7.5) at New Orleans: + $200

Week 15.1 Against the Spread: 1-0
Week 15.1 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 15.1 Parlays: 0-0

Season Against the Spread: 19-25-1
Season Over/Unders: 5-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 15.1: +$200
Total Amount Remaining: $1020

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:35 PM 0 comments

Dallas (+7.5) at New Orleans: $200

Week 15.1 Stake: $820
Week 15.1 Wagered: $200

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 4:51 PM 0 comments

NCAA FCS Championship Special!!!
Montana (+1.5) vs. Villanova at Finley Stadium Chattanooga, TN (Stations Line): - $150

Week 15 Against the Spread: 0-1
Week 15 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 15 Parlays: 0-0

Season Against the Spread: 18-25-1
Season Over/Unders: 5-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 15: -$150
Total Amount Remaining: $820

Labels: Fake Gambling

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:15 PM 0 comments

NCAA FCS Championship Special!!!
Montana (+1.5) vs. Villanova at Finley Stadium Chattanooga, TN (Stations Line): $150

Week 15 Stake: $970
Week 15 Wagered: $150

Labels: Fake Gambling

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:09 AM 1 comments

Labels: The Wisdom of Homer

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:29 AM 1 comments

"The problem with you" speech
You gave me was fine
I liked the theories about my little stage
And I swore I was listenin'
But I started drifting
Around the part about me acting my age

Labels: lyrics

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 12:56 PM 1 comments

1. (1)Indianapolis Colts (13-0)
   Closer game than expected


2. (2)New Orleans Saints (13-0)
   Keep pulling out wins


3. (3)San Diego Chargers (10-3)
   Handled the 'Boys


4. (5)Minnesota Vikings (11-2)
   Little trouble with the Bengals


5. (7)Philadelphia Eagles (9-4)
   In control of the NFC East


6. (4)Cincinnati Bengals (9-4)
   Dropped one to the Vikings


7. (10)Green Bay Packers (9-4)
   Playing good ball


8. (6)Arizona Cardinals (8-5)
   Hard to win when you commit 7 turnovers


9. (8)New England Patriots (8-5)
   Lackluster performance


10. (-)Denver Broncos (8-5)
    A loss gets them into the Top 10 somehow

Out of Top 10: (9)Dallas Cowboys (8-5)

Teams on the Rise: Miami Dolphins (7-6), New York Jets (7-6), Baltimore Ravens (7-6)

Labels: Lists, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:55 PM 0 comments

Philadelphia (Pick 'em) at New York Giants (Stations Line): +$200

Week 14.1 Against the Spread: 1-0
Week 14.1 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 14.1 Parlays: 0-0

Season Against the Spread: 18-24-1
Season Over/Unders: 5-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 14.1: +$200
Total Amount Remaining: $970

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:55 PM 0 comments

Philadelphia (Pick 'em) at New York Giants (Stations Line): $200

Week 14.1 Stake: $770
Week 14.1 Wagered: $200

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 2:46 PM 0 comments

Pittsburgh at Cleveland OVER (33.5): - $150

Buffalo (Pick 'em) at Kansas City: +$150

Week 14 Against the Spread: 1-0
Week 14 Over/Unders: 0-1
Week 14 Parlays: 0-0

Season Against the Spread: 17-24-1
Season Over/Unders: 5-5
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 14: $0
Total Amount Remaining: $770

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 2:15 PM 0 comments

Labels: The Wisdom of Homer

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 11:42 AM 1 comments

Pittsburgh at Cleveland OVER (33.5): $150

Buffalo (Pick 'em) at Kansas City: $150

Week 14 Stake: $770
Week 14 Wagered: $300

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:53 AM 0 comments

The officer tells you "Son,
You've been havin' too much fun"
You're out just messing around
'Til they give you a ride downtown
They may offer you a personal bond
But you don't stand a chance
It's all just talk
Don't believe you're gonna walk
'Til they give you back your wallet and your pants

Labels: lyrics

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 12:53 PM 0 comments

NCAA Special!!!
Texas (-14) vs. Nebraska at Cowboys Stadium, Arlington, Texas: - $100

Two Team Parlay (pays 13/5): -$38 (MGM Mirage Lines)
Baltimore at Green Bay (-3)
Baltimore at Green Bay OVER (43.5)

Week 13 Against the Spread: 0-1
Week 13 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 13 Parlays: 0-1

Season Against the Spread: 16-24-1
Season Over/Unders: 5-4
Season Parlays: 0-5
Balance for Week 10: -$138
Total Amount Remaining: $770

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:14 PM 0 comments

1. (2)Indianapolis Colts (12-0)
   Cooled off the Titans


2. (1)New Orleans Saints (12-0)
   Won a squeaker in D.C.


3. (4)San Diego Chargers (9-3)
   Winning games they should


4. (6)Cincinnati Bengals (9-3)
   In control of the AFC North


5. (3)Minnesota Vikings (10-2)
   The Cards may have provided the NFL with a template to beat them


6. (8)Arizona Cardinals (8-4)
   Maybe the most suprising win of Week 13


7. (10)Philadelphia Eagles (8-4)
   No trouble with the beat up Falcons


8. (5)New England Patriots (7-5)
   Lost 3 of their last 5


9. (7)Dallas Cowboys (8-4)
   Keeping the NFC East interesting


10. (-)Green Bay Packers (8-4)
    Could be trouble in the playoffs.

Out of Top 10: (10)Pittsburgh Steelers (6-6)

Teams on the Rise: Denver Broncos (8-4), Jacksonville Jaguars (7-5), Miami Dolphins (6-6), New York Jets (6-6)

Labels: Lists, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:13 PM 0 comments

NCAA Special!!!
Texas (-14) vs. Nebraska at Cowboys Stadium, Arlington, Texas: $100

Two Team Parlay (pays 13/5): $38 (MGM Mirage Lines)
Baltimore at Green Bay (-3)
Baltimore at Green Bay OVER (43.5)

Week 13 Stake: $908
Week 13 Wagered: $138

Labels: Fake Gambling, NFL

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:08 AM 1 comments

Labels: The Wisdom of Homer

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:31 AM 0 comments

And I won't get bogged down like some American consumer, nah
I'm dancing now to a whole different drummer
And I'll keep listening to the great Joe Strummer
Cause through music we can live forever

And I know I'm indestructible
And I know I'm indestructible tonight

Labels: lyrics

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:33 AM 0 comments