Tuesday, March 31, 2009

So now you have me completely figured out
You feel sorry for me
"I can't express my feelings"
"I can't tell the truth"
We are all alike
At puberty I was sworn to secrecy
By the International Brotherhood of Lying Fickle Males
I can't tell you anything and
You're right!
I can 't commit!
To you!

Fear of Pop
"In Love"
Fear of Pop


Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Whoa Baby!
I want you to understand every word
Yeah, yeah, yeah baby
I want you to understand every word
You ain't mad about something that you know
But sure enough girl, you're mad about something you heard

James Harman
"Mad 'Bout Something"
Do Not Disturb


Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Don't just screw me
Baby sock it to me

Sue Foley
"Make it Real"
New Used Car

My only acknowledgment that today is St. Patrick's day is posting lyrics by a woman whose last name happens to be Foley...


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I'm in a thunderstorm
Stayin' out from under trees
Never holdin' golf clubs
Still seem to be gettin' struck by lightning

Barenaked Ladies
"Same Thing"
Born on a Pirate Ship


From ESPN.com:

Facebook post gets worker fired

Dan Leone, who the [Philadelphia] Inquirer said worked as a west gate chief, was unhappy the team let Brian Dawkins sign with the Denver Broncos in free agency. According to the newspaper, Leone posted the following on his Facebook page: "Dan is [expletive] devastated about Dawkins signing with Denver ... Dam Eagles R Retarted!!"

Despite deleting the comment, Leone told the Inquirer the Eagles fired him by phone days later.

Maybe I'm just retarted about the whole matter, but maybe Leone was fired for having three misspellings in the last four words of his status post. Even if I forgive the "R" (and I don't), he ended this happy little note with a mere 50% success rate. Is that how he does his job as west gate chief, by letting 50% of unticketed Eagles fans into home games?

Nice work, Leone...


Tuesday, March 03, 2009


John Coltrane
"Mr. Knight"
Coltrane Plays the Blues


Monday, March 02, 2009

From The Onion:

Paul Harvey Dead At 90

Legendary radio broadcaster Paul Harvey died of undisclosed causes in Arizona on Saturday. What do you think?

Aaron Carpenter,
Systems Analyst
"My life won't be the same without him. Hell, it was Paul Harvey who turned me on to the potato."

Jane Martinson,
“Are the doctors positive this isn’t just an exceptionally long pause in his delivery?”

Adam Bateman,
"And that little boy, who grew up, did some things, and then died when he was 90 was...Paul Harvey."

"Blind Orange" Julius,
Infrequent Blogger
"I'll tell you right after this from Gold Bond Medicated Powder..."


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