Thursday, January 27, 2011

 

Artists I've Covered as a Solo

  • The Blasters

  • Gladys Knight and the Pips

  • Mojo Nixon

  • Randy Newman

  • Bruce Springsteen

  • Abby Someone

  • Willy Grigg

  • The Fidgets

  • Ben Folds Five

  • Howlin' Wolf

  • Muddy Waters


    • ...list may be incomplete...

    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 5:50 AM 13 comments

    Wednesday, January 26, 2011

     
    Oh Margie, you came and you found me a turkey
    On my vacation away from worky...





    The Last Temptation of Homer
    [1F07]

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 8:57 AM 1 comments

    Tuesday, January 25, 2011

     
    'Cause I really like you as a friend
    But there are things I can't pretend
    Know I would love you 'til the end
    But there is just one problem (problem, problem)

    I would never have sex with you
    Believe me, you'd know it if I wanted to
    I already would have shown my boobs to you
    But that will never happen


    Garfunkel and Oates
    "I Would Never (Have Sex With You)"
    Music Songs

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 1:26 PM 1 comments

    Sunday, January 23, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 20

    NFL Proposition Special!!!
  • Who will record the most Passing Yards in the Conference Championships? AARON RODGERS [+120]: +$30

  • GREEN BAY (-4) [-105] at Chicago: +$100










    • Week 20 Against the Spread: 1-0
    Week 20 Over/Unders: 0-0
    Week 20 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 20 Proposition bets: 1-0

    Season Against the Spread: 25-28-3
    Season Over/Unders: 5-6
    Season Money Line: 2-2
    Season Proposition Bets: 5-9
    Balance for Week 20: +$130
    Total Amount Remaining: $560


    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 7:57 PM 0 comments

    Thursday, January 20, 2011

     

    The Onion Articles Mistaken for Real News Items

  • '98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal

  • Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built

  • Study: 58 Percent Of U.S. Exercise Televised

  • Sean Penn Demands To Know What Asshole Took SeanPenn@ gmail.com

  • Harry Potter Books Spark Rise In Satanism Among Children

  • Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked

  • New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

  • Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier

  • Nation's Soccer Fan Becoming Insufferable

  • Justin Bieber Found To Be Cleverly Disguised 51-Year-Old Pedophile

  • Inside Obama Rambling Email

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 8:52 AM 1 comments

    Wednesday, January 19, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 20

    NFL Proposition Special!!!
  • Who will record the most Passing Yards in the Conference Championships? AARON RODGERS [+120]: $25

  • GREEN BAY (-4) [-105] at Chicago: $105











    • Week 20 Stake: $430
    Week 20 Wagered: $130

    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 11:19 AM 0 comments
     
    Oh, Lisa. Haven't you seen "Home Alone"? If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation.





    Marge on the Lam
    [1F03]

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 6:28 AM 0 comments

    Tuesday, January 18, 2011

     
    If me and Lee and KG could be three,
    Flyin' free Tenaciously,
    Skinny-dippin' in a sea of Lee,
    I'd propose on bended knee
    To Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,
    Lee Lee,
    Lee Lee Lee, Lee Lee Lee,


    Tenacious D
    "Lee"
    Tenacious D

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 6:23 AM 0 comments

    Monday, January 17, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 19

  • Baltimore at Pittsburgh UNDER (37) [-110]: -$55

  • GREEN BAY (+3) [-135] at Atlanta: +$100

  • New York Jets at NEW ENGLAND (-9) [-115]: -$57.50








    • Week 19 Against the Spread: 1-1
    Week 19 Over/Unders: 0-1
    Week 19 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 19 Proposition bets: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 24-28-3
    Season Over/Unders: 5-6
    Season Money Line: 2-2
    Season Proposition Bets: 4-9
    Balance for Week 19: -$12.50
    Total Amount Remaining: $430


    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:04 AM 0 comments

    Thursday, January 13, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 19

  • Baltimore at Pittsburgh UNDER (37) [-110]: $55

  • GREEN BAY (+3) [-135] at Atlanta: $135

  • New York Jets at NEW ENGLAND (-9) [-115]: $57.50









    • Week 19 Stake: $442.50
    Week 19 Wagered: $247.50

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 2:53 PM 0 comments
     

    Worst Playoff Teams of All Time

    From FiveThirtyEight blog:


    1. 1952-53 Baltimore Bullets
    2. 2010 Seattle Seahawks
    3. 1978-79 Vancouver Canucks
    4. 1968-69 Los Angeles Kings
    5. 1969-70 Oakland Seals
    6. 1949-50 Sheboygan Red Skins
    7. 1987-88 Toronto Maple Leafs
    8. 1987-88 San Antonio Spurs
    9. 2004 St. Louis Rams
    10. 2005 San Diego Padres

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 6:42 AM 0 comments

    Wednesday, January 12, 2011

     
    Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in the clowning business.





    Homer the Clown
    [2F12]

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 7:32 AM 0 comments

    Tuesday, January 11, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 18.1

  • NCAA Special!!!
    Oregon vs. AUBURN (-3) [+100]: PUSH

  • Oregon vs. Auburn OVER (73) [-110]: -$55







    • Week 18.1 Against the Spread: 0-0-1
    Week 18.1 Over/Unders: 0-1
    Week 18.1 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 18.1 Proposition bets: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 23-27-3
    Season Over/Unders: 5-5
    Season Money Line: 2-2
    Season Proposition Bets: 4-9
    Balance for Week 18.1: -$55
    Total Amount Remaining: $442.50


    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:47 AM 0 comments
     
    Life is wonderful
    Life is beautiful
    We're all children of
    One big universe
    So you don't have to be
    A chump


    Ben Folds
    "There's Always Someone Cooler Than You"
    Speed Graphic

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 8:28 AM 0 comments

    Sunday, January 09, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 18.1

  • NCAA Special!!!
    Oregon vs. AUBURN (-3) [+100]: $50

  • Oregon vs. Auburn OVER (73) [-110]: $55








    • Week 18.1 Stake: $497.50
    Week 18.1 Wagered: $105



    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 7:16 PM 0 comments
     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 18

  • NEW ORLEANS (-11) [-115] at Seattle: -$50

  • New York Jets at INDIANAPOLIS (-3) [+105]: -$150

  • Baltimore at KANSAS CITY (+3) [+100]: -$25

  • GREEN BAY (+3) [-130] at Philadelphia: +$50






    • Week 18 Against the Spread: 1-3
    Week 18 Over/Unders: 0-0
    Week 18 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 18 Proposition bets: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 23-27-2
    Season Over/Unders: 5-4
    Season Money Line: 2-2
    Season Proposition Bets: 4-9
    Balance for Week 18: -$175
    Total Amount Remaining: $497.50


    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 6:38 PM 0 comments

    Thursday, January 06, 2011

     

    Favorite TV Game Shows of All Time

    1. Jeopardy! - No, not just because I was on it, but because it's consistently the smartest and most competitive show on TV
    2. Cash Cab - Wildly uneven because the contestants have no idea they're going to be on a Game Show - but that's 90% of the fun
    3. High Rollers - The basic game design, trying to eliminate the numbers from 2 through 12 by rolling two dice was elegant, rewarding strategy, quick odds calculation and guts
    4. Win Ben Stein's Money - Ben defended his money well, making this a tough game on the contestants
    5. Card Sharks - A simple game of guessing if the next card would be higher or lower than the previous one, it was another game that encouraged and rewarded guts
    6. The Price is Right - "One dollar, Bob!" "Have your pets spayed or neutered"
    7. Password - You had to be quick witted giving and receiving clues in this game
    8. Remote Control - A great parody of the Game Show format, we all loved to "Sing Along With Colin"
    9. Beat the Geeks - A show I wouldn't have done well on - unless that Simpsons Geek was on, who I would have cleaned the floor with!
    10. Let's Make a Deal - Free Form Fun! The host could basically do anything to keep the show exciting, and, in the show's best moments, did just that!

    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 8:43 AM 0 comments

    Wednesday, January 05, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 18

    Two Home teams, two Road teams. Two Favorites, two Underdogs. A Road Dog, a Home Dog. A Road Favorite, a Road Favorite. I got it all covered!

  • NEW ORLEANS (-11) [-115] at Seattle: $50

  • New York Jets at INDIANAPOLIS (-3) [+105]: $150

  • Baltimore at KANSAS CITY (+3) [+100]: $25

  • GREEN BAY (+3) [-130] at Philadelphia: $65







    • Week 18 Stake: $672.50
    Week 18 Wagered: $290



    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 5:57 PM 0 comments
     
    First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably. Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!





    Two Bad Neighbors
    [3F09]

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:00 AM 0 comments

    Tuesday, January 04, 2011

     
    No kid, they don’t give me a gun
    I don’t get paid enough to run
    So you can call me what you want
    I’ll be hanging at the check out
    Checking out your girlfriend
    Figure out how she’s going to fit all of that
    Butt into that underwear - yeah
    Yeah


    Ben Folds
    "Rent A Cop"
    Super D

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:09 AM 0 comments

    Sunday, January 02, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 17

  • Chicago at GREEN BAY (-10 [-105]: -$105

  • San Diego at DENVER (+3.5) [-120]: -$120





    • Week 17 Against the Spread: 0-2
    Week 17 Over/Unders: 0-0
    Week 17 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 17 Proposition bets: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 22-24-2
    Season Over/Unders: 5-4
    Season Money Line: 2-2
    Season Proposition Bets: 4-9
    Balance for Week 17: -$225
    Total Amount Remaining: $672.50


    BOJ



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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 7:04 PM 0 comments

    Saturday, January 01, 2011

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 17

  • Chicago at GREEN BAY (-10 [-105]: $105

  • San Diego at DENVER (+3.5) [-120]: $120





    • Week 17 Stake: $897.50
    Week 17 Wagered: $225



    BOJ

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    # posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 11:22 AM 0 comments
     

    NFL Composite Rankings - Week 16

    First place votes in parentheses
    RANK TEAM RECORD PTS PREVIOUS LAST WEEK
    1 New England Patriots (4) 13-2 40 1 Defeated Buffalo 34-3
    2 Atlanta Falcons 12-3 35 2 Lost to #5 New Orleans 14-17
    3 Baltimore Ravens 11-4 31 4 Defeated Cleveland 20-10
    4 New Orleans Saints 11-4 26 5 Defeated #2 Atlanta 17-14
    5 Pittsburgh Steelers 11-4 24 6 Defeated Carolina 24-7
    6 Chicago Bears 11-4 21 8 Defeated #7 New York Jets 38-34
    7 Philadelphia Eagles 10-5 19 3 Lost to Minnesota 14-24
    8 New York Jets 10-5 11 7 Lost to #8 Chicago 34-38
    9t Green Bay Packers 9-6 5 - Defeated #9 New York Giants 45-17
    9t Kansas City Chiefs 10-5 5 10 Defeated Tennessee 34-14


    Also receiving votes: Indianapolis (3)

    A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:

  • ESPN

  • Fox Sports

  • CBS Sports

  • Globex Corporation Newsletter

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