Tuesday, January 27, 2009

 
It's too bad we parted company
Guess I'm not the man
For the woman you turned out to be
But I bet you got some real sweet things
To say about me

Said if the shoe fits- wear it
If the shoe fits - wear it
Them ain't glass slippers
And baby you ain't Snow White
Well I hope you find your
Prince Charming one night

It's too bad we parted company
Guess I'm not the man
For the woman you turned out to be
But I bet you got some real sweet things
To say about me

Said if the shoe fits- I'll wear it
If the shoe fits - I'll wear it
And I'll grin and bear it
Even if it fits too tight
Guess I'm goin' for a walk
'Cause I'm stretchin' out these shoes tonight


James Harman Band
"If the Shoe Fits (Wear It)"
Two Sides to Every Story

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

 

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with crazy glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands
and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die
Than spend one more minute with you


"Weird Al" Yankovic
"One More Minute"
Single

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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

 
You say you've got one more question
Before you let me on my way
You ask what kind of boobs I like
You wonder 'bout it every day
Well the small ones are nice and the big ones I know
Are always in demand
But my favorite ones are the ones that are in my hand

But I like your sister's too...


"Blind Orange" Julius
"In My Hand"
No Cats Were Harmed in the Making of This Album

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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

 
And even when I get mad at you
Mad at you
There's nothing that I'm gonna do
But say to you
"You Bitch"

I love you anyway, you bitch
No matter what you say, you bitch
I love you anyway, you bitch
You bitch


Patient 957
"Bitch"
Unreleased

&

Joe Bucholz
"Bitch"
Breaking Up is Hard to Do

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Thursday, January 01, 2009

 
From The Onion:

New Software Yellows Neglected Digital Photos Over Time



ROCHESTER, NY—Eastman Kodak released an imaging software package that yellows, fades, and even loses digital photos over time Monday. "With the click of a mouse, Fotomatshop will make your digital photographs crease, develop fingerprint spots, and even stick together in their 'virtual shoebox,'" Kodak president Antonio Perez said. "It even has motion-blur and redden-eye features." The software takes a week to process 26 digital photos, and charges $9.95 per use.

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