Thursday, January 28, 2010

 

Ten Computer Terms That Sound Just a Little Dirty

  1. Hot Swapable

  2. NUM LOCK

  3. Dongle

  4. RAM

  5. Plug and Play

  6. Hot Sync

  7. Boot Disk

  8. Slave Hard Drive

  9. Unknown Device

  10. Firmware


BOJ

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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

 
Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.






The Springfield Files
[3G01]

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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

 
Last night I was watching you asleeping
I touched your hair and I felt your hand
You softly spoke and mumbled to me something
That I tried to understand
I laid back down and I listened to your breathing
Glad to know I was your man and

I'm learning to forgive you, baby
Won't you forgive me too
Don't give up on the sunshine, baby
I can still learn a thing or two


Danny Barnes
"Pizza Box"
Overdue

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

 

Fake Gambling Results - Week 20

  • New York Jets at Indianapolis (-7) (MGM-Mirage Line): +$200

  • Minnesota at New Orleans OVER (52) (MGM-Mirage Line): +$100





  • Week 20 Against the Spread: 1-0
    Week 20 Over/Unders: 1-0
    Week 20 Parlays: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 22-30-1
    Season Over/Unders: 7-5
    Season Parlays: 0-5
    Balance for Week 20: +$300
    Total Amount Remaining: $720


    BOJ

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    Thursday, January 21, 2010

     

    All-Time Best NFL Quarterbacks Whose Last Names Start with the Letter 'Y' (Which is Not a Vowel)*

    1. Steve Young

    2. Vince Young

    3. Tom Yewcic

    4. Jim Youel


    *Only four NFL quarterbacks have ever had a last name that started with the letter 'Y'

    BOJ

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    Funny People Mercilessly Fucked Over By the Pinheads at NBC (In Chronological Order)

  • David Letterman

  • Norm MacDonald

  • Conan O'Brien


  • BOJ

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    Wednesday, January 20, 2010

     
    Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat, it also gives me the right, no, the duty, to make a complete ass of myself.






    Dancin' Homer
    [7F05]

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    Tuesday, January 19, 2010

     
    If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
    And other science facts
    (La la la)
    Repeat to yourself "It's just a show
    I should really just relax"
    For
    Mystery Science Theater 3000


    Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cast
    "Mystery Science Theater 3000 Theme"
    Mystery Science Theater 3000

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    Monday, January 18, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 20

  • New York Jets at Indianapolis (-7) (MGM-Mirage Line): $200

  • Minnesota at New Orleans OVER (52) (MGM-Mirage Line): $100





  • Week 20 Stake: $420
    Week 20 Wagered: $300



    BOJ

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    Sunday, January 17, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 19

  • Arizona (+7) at New Orleans: -$200

  • Dallas (+3) at Minnesota: -$200





  • Week 19 Against the Spread: 0-2
    Week 19 Over/Unders: 0-0
    Week 19 Parlays: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 21-30-1
    Season Over/Unders: 6-5
    Season Parlays: 0-5
    Balance for Week 19: -$400
    Total Amount Remaining: $420


    BOJ

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    Thursday, January 14, 2010

     

    All-Time Best NFL Quarterbacks Whose Last Names Start with a Vowel

    1. John Elway

    2. Johnny Unitas

    3. Ken Anderson

    4. Troy Aikman

    5. Boomer Esiason


    BOJ

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    Wednesday, January 13, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 18

    Road Dogs!!!

  • Arizona (+7) at New Orleans: $200

  • Dallas (+3) at Minnesota: $200





  • Week 19 Stake: $820
    Week 19 Wagered: $400



    BOJ

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    Well, John Q. Public has our number. Now we play the waiting game...... Ah, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry-Hungry-Hippos!






    Mr. Plow
    [9F07]

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    Tuesday, January 12, 2010

     
    You think
    I only think about you
    When we're both in the same room


    Barenaked Ladies
    "Call and Answer"
    Stunt

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    Saturday, January 09, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 18

    That's not really how I envisioned hitting the OVER...

  • Philadelphia (+4) at Dallas: -$200

  • Philadelphia at Dallas OVER (45): + $100





  • Week 18 Against the Spread: 0-1
    Week 18 Over/Unders: 1-0
    Week 18 Parlays: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 21-28-1
    Season Over/Unders: 6-5
    Season Parlays: 0-5
    Balance for Week 18: -$100
    Total Amount Remaining: $820


    BOJ

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    Thursday, January 07, 2010

     

    Best Hosts of NBC's Late Night

    1. David Letterman

    2. Conan O'Brien

    3. Jimmy Fallon


    BOJ

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    Fake Gambling - Week 18

  • Philadelphia (+4) at Dallas: $200

  • Philadelphia at Dallas OVER (45): $100





  • Week 18 Stake: $920
    Week 18 Wagered: $300



    BOJ

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    Wednesday, January 06, 2010

     
    That's all well and good for you, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day... now I'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.






    Homerpalooza
    [3F21]

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    Tuesday, January 05, 2010

     
    On the dank, steaming shores of Wongo
    Its black sand beaches so bongo
    Patterned with leech-ridden creatures
    Bodies branded with cicatrix features
    That once screeched through the heart of the Congo
    Stacked and berserk they tower and flail all about
    Wailing sounds in tongues
    Only ancient insects would understand or figure out
    Wild, willing, wenches
    Strutting and struggling
    As they yank hanks of hair
    Rooting and rutting in heat
    As the earth heaves beneath their feet


    The Tubes
    "Wild Women of Wongo"
    Outside Inside

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    Sunday, January 03, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 17.1

  • Jacksonville (-1) at Cleveland (Station Line): -$150





  • Week 17.1 Against the Spread: 0-1
    Week 17.1 Over/Unders: 0-0
    Week 17.1 Parlays: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 21-27-1
    Season Over/Unders: 5-5
    Season Parlays: 0-5
    Balance for Week 17.1: -$150
    Total Amount Remaining: $920


    BOJ

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    Friday, January 01, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 17.1

  • Jacksonville (-1) at Cleveland (Station Line): $150





  • Week 17.1 Stake: $1070
    Week 17.1 Wagered: $150



    BOJ

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