Globex Corporation Newsletter

I never realized that receiving spam could be so much fun. On the down side, I now actually read my spam instead of summarily deleting it. The sacrafices I make for this blog...

You know, I've been looking for resources to increase my spellcasting powers:

"Old Witchcraft Secrets" will show you in detail, how you can cast powerful spells, to make your wildest dreams come true.

It's NOT your fault that your spells and rituals aren't turning out like you want... YET.

Alright, it's not my fault. Tell me more!

The truth is... you've been misled by self-proclaimed powerful wizards and witches... and the truth is that 99% of these 'professionals' are DEAD WRONG!

A pox upon the houses of those self-proclaimed powerful wizards and witches. Why would they be trying to hold me back?

In fact, a lot of what they say will actually diminish your powers.

They don't want you to know the right way to cast spells because if you did, you'd never need them again and they would lose their power!

You cannot invent 'new' spells like you cannot invent a new tree. Everything is old.

But not everything is known in the right way.

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Spells on the internet? I knew Al Gore invented this for a reason.

As you know, many witches and wizards are FURIOUS about this. Why?

Why indeed?

Because it reveals the true forgotten secrets of witchcraft.
Secrets more powerful than what they can do through their very expensive services...

Soon, everybody will be able to do this at home, more effectively, cheaper and faster....

Everybody casting spells? It sounds like a dream. And cut-rate spells to boot.

You've seen some ridiculous prices on the internet for getting a spell done. It's obvious they are getting rich off of normal people and their problems...

Yes, the prices for internet spells are frustrating. I wish I knew their secrets so I wouldn't need to give my money away.

Once you know their secrets, you won’t need to give them your money!

Dude! I think I just cast some sort of mind-reading spell!

I've personally tested this information, and some of the old forgotten stuff is mind blowing: it's accurate, effective and quite easy to do.

Discover The Most Powerful Spells and Secrets

Yeah, I've omitted all of the links. I want the spells all to myself. Hopefully no one else received this informative email.

BOJ

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