Sunday, October 31, 2010

 

Fake Gambling Results - Week 8

  • NFL Proposition Special!
    Who will record the most Passing Yards in the 1PM EST games? DONOVAN MCNABB [11/2]: -$20

  • Washington (+3) [-130] at Detroit: -$65

  • Washington at Detroit OVER (45) [-110]: +$50

  • Carolina at St. Louis (-3) [EVEN]: +$100

  • Tampa Bay (+3) [EVEN] at Arizona: +$55

  • Pittsburgh (-1) [-105] at New Orleans: -$105
















  • Week 8 Against the Spread: 2-2
    Week 8 Over/Unders: 1-0
    Week 8 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 8 Proposition bets: 0-1

    Season Against the Spread: 11-10-1
    Season Over/Unders: 2-2
    Season Money Line: 1-0
    Season Proposition Bets: 1-2
    Balance for Week 8: +$15
    Total Amount Remaining: $944.83


    BOJ

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    The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.


    Chris Johnson
    Running Back
    Tennessee Titans

    Yards Through Week 8: 721
    Yards Short of 2,500: 1,779
    Avg. to Reach 2,500: 222.4/game

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    Thursday, October 28, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 8


  • NFL Proposition Special!
    Who will record the most Passing Yards in the 1PM EST games? DONOVAN MCNABB [11/2]: $20


  • Washington (+3) [-130] at Detroit: $65


  • Washington at Detroit OVER (45) [-110]: $55


  • Carolina at St. Louis (-3) [EVEN]: $100


  • Tampa Bay (+3) [EVEN] at Arizona: $55


  • Pittsburgh (-1) [-105] at New Orleans: $105











  • Week 8 Stake: $929.83
    Week 8 Wagered: $400



    BOJ

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    10 Best TV Shows With a Number in the Title

    1. 60 Minutes
    2. Fernwood 2-Night
    3. 30 Rock
    4. Route 66
    5. Room 222
    6. The Six-Million-Dollar Man
    7. Hawaii 5-0
    8. $20,000 Pyramid
    9. 1,000 Places to See Before You Die
    10. Space 1999

    BOJ

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    Wednesday, October 27, 2010

     
    Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study. I'm going to show you the true meaning of college: we're gonna go out and par-ty!





    Homer Goes to College
    [1F02]

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    Tuesday, October 26, 2010

     

    NFL Composite Rankings - Week 7

    First place votes in parentheses
    RANK TEAM RECORD PTS PREVIOUS LAST WEEK
    1 New York Jets (2) 5-1 38 1 BYE
    2 Pittsburgh Steelers (2) 5-1 37 2 Defeated Miami 23-22
    3 New England Patriots 5-1 33 3 Defeated San Diego 23-20
    4 Baltimore Ravens 5-2 26 5 Defeated Buffalo 37-34 OT
    5 Indianapolis Colts 4-2 23 4 BYE
    6 Atlanta Falcons 5-2 18 9 Defeated Cincinnati 39-32
    7 New York Giants 5-2 17 7 Defeated Dallas 41-35
    8 Tennessee Titans 5-2 12 10 Defeated Philadelphia 37-19
    9 New Orleans Saints 4-3 6 6 Lost to Cleveland 17-30
    10t Green Bay Packers 4-3 2 - Defeated Minnesota 28-24
    10t Kansas City Chiefs 4-2 2 - Defeated Jacksonville 42-20


    Also receiving votes: none

    A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:


  • ESPN

  • Fox Sports

  • CBS Sports

  • Globex Corporation Newsletter






  • BOJ

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    This might be strange to tell you
    And I swear I'm not a whore
    But there are 206 bones in my body
    And I'd really like
    One more, one more, one more (one more)


    Garfunkel and Oates
    "One Night Stand"
    Music Songs

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    Sunday, October 24, 2010

     
    The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.


    Chris Johnson
    Running Back
    Tennessee Titans

    Yards Through Week 7: 662
    Yards Short of 2,500: 1,838
    Avg. to Reach 2,500: 204.2/game

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    Fake Gambling Results - Week 7


  • Buffalo at Baltimore (-14) [-105]: -$105


  • San Francisco (-3) [EVEN] at Carolina: +$0 [PUSH]


  • St. Louis (+3) [-125] at Tampa Bay: +$100













  • Week 7 Against the Spread: 1-1-1
    Week 7 Over/Unders: 0-0
    Week 7 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 7 Proposition bets: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 9-8-1
    Season Over/Unders: 1-2
    Season Money Line: 1-0
    Season Proposition Bets: 1-1
    Balance for Week 7: -$5
    Total Amount Remaining: $929.83


    BOJ

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    Thursday, October 21, 2010

     

    My All-Time Favorite Texas Rangers (Baseball Players, not Lawmen)

    C - Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez
    1B - Will Clark
    2B - Michael Young
    SS - Toby Harrah
    3B - Buddy Bell
    RF - Rueben Sierra
    CF - Josh Hamilton
    LF - Juan Gonzalez
    DH - Al Oliver
    SP - Nolan Ryan
    RP - John Wetland

    BOJ

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    Wednesday, October 20, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 7

  • Buffalo at Baltimore (-14) [-105]: $105

  • San Francisco (-3) [EVEN] at Carolina: $70

  • St. Louis (+3) [-125] at Tampa Bay: $125










  • Week 7 Stake: $934.83
    Week 7 Wagered: $300



    BOJ

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    Stupid TV. Be more funny!





    Marge on the Lam
    [1F03]

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    Tuesday, October 19, 2010

     

    NFL Composite Rankings - Week 6

    First place votes in parentheses
    RANK TEAM RECORD PTS PREVIOUS LAST WEEK
    1 New York Jets (2) 5-1 38 2t Defeated Denver 24-20
    2 Pittsburgh Steelers (2) 4-1 37 2t Defeated Cleveland 28-10
    3 New England Patriots 4-1 33 6 Defeated #1 Baltimore 23-20 OT
    4 Indianapolis Colts 4-2 25 5 Defeated Washington 27-24
    5 Baltimore Ravens 4-2 24 1 Lost to #6 New England 20-23 OT
    6 New Orleans Saints 4-2 21 8 Defeated Tampa Bay 31-6
    7 New York Giants 4-2 17 10 Defeated Detroit 28-20
    8 Philadelphia Eagles 4-2 11 - Defeated #4 Atlanta 31-17
    9 Atlanta Falcons 4-2 6 4 Lost to Philadelphia 17-31
    10t Houston Texans 4-2 3 - Defeated Kansas City 35-31
    10t Tennessee Titans 4-2 3 - Defeated Jacksonville 30-3


    Also receiving votes: Chicago Bears (1), Green Bay Packers (1)

    A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:


  • ESPN

  • Fox Sports

  • CBS Sports

  • Globex Corporation Newsletter






  • BOJ

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    The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.


    Chris Johnson
    Running Back
    Tennessee Titans

    Yards Through Week 6: 596
    Yards Short of 2,500: 1,904
    Avg. to Reach 2,500: 190.4/game

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    Then it turns midnight, the shitty old year spent
    Another Mom gives her some sparkling wine
    And she nearly gives in to the moment
    But he'll still be sick in 2009

    You know what hope is?
    Hope is a bastard
    Hope is a liar
    A cheat and a tease
    Hope comes near you?
    Kick it's backside
    Got no place in days like these


    Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
    "Picture Window"
    Lonely Avenue

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    Sunday, October 17, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 6

  • NFL Proposition Special!
    Ben Roethlisberger – Total Passing Yards Week 6 vs Cleveland OVER (235.5 yards) [-115]: +$26.08

  • Cleveland at Pittsburgh (-14) [+105]: +$210













  • Week 6 Against the Spread: 1-0
    Week 6 Over/Unders: 0-0
    Week 6 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 6 Proposition bets: 1-0

    Season Against the Spread: 8-7
    Season Over/Unders: 1-2
    Season Money Line: 1-0
    Season Proposition Bets: 1-1
    Balance for Week 6: +$236.08
    Total Amount Remaining: $934.83


    BOJ

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    Thursday, October 14, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling - Week 6

  • NFL Proposition Special!
    Ben Roethlisberger – Total Passing Yards Week 6 vs Cleveland OVER (235.5 yards) [-115]: $30

  • Cleveland at Pittsburgh (-14) [+105]: $200









  • Week 6 Stake: $698.75
    Week 6 Wagered: $230



    BOJ

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    Best Current NFL TV Announce Teams

    1. Al Michaels & Cris Collinsworth (NBC)
    2. Jim Nantz & Phil Simms (CBS)
    3. Gus Johnson & Steve Tasker (CBS)
    4. Joe Buck & Troy Aikman (FOX)
    5. Thom Brennaman & Brian Billick (FOX)

    BOJ

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    Wednesday, October 13, 2010

     
    Now Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades. And you didn't. But why should you pay for my mistake?





    Kamp Krusty
    [8F24]

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    Tuesday, October 12, 2010

     

    NFL Composite Rankings - Week 5

    RANK TEAM RECORD PTS PREVIOUS
    1 Baltimore Ravens (3) 4-1 39 1
    2t New York Jets 4-1 33 4t
    2t Pittsburgh Steelers (1) 3-1 33 2t
    4 Atlanta Falcons 4-1 28 6
    5 Indianapolis Colts 3-2 21 9
    6 New England Patriots 3-1 19 7
    7 Chicago Bears 4-1 14 -
    8 New Orleans Saints 3-2 11 2t
    9 Green Bay Packers 3-2 9 4t
    10 New York Giants 3-2 7 -


    Also receiving votes: Philadelphia Eagles (2), Washington Redskins (2), Kansas City Chiefs (1), Tennessee Titans (1)

    A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:


  • ESPN

  • Fox Sports

  • CBS Sports

  • Globex Corporation Newsletter



  • BOJ

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    Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper
    And your dick stands up like a steeple
    Your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door
    And the crabs walks in like people


    Lucille Bogan
    "Shave 'em Dry"

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    Sunday, October 10, 2010

     
    The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.


    Chris Johnson
    Running Back
    Tennessee Titans

    Yards Through Week 5: 485
    Yards Short of 2,500: 2,015
    Avg. to Reach 2,500: 183.2/game

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    Fake Gambling Results - Week 5

  • NFL Proposition Special!
    Which team will score the most points in the 1PM EST Games?
    Green Bay Packers (7/1): -$20

  • Jacksonville (-1.5) [-105] at Buffalo: +$100

  • St. Louis (+3) [-115] at Detroit: -$115












  • Week 5 Against the Spread: 1-1
    Week 5 Over/Unders: 0-0
    Week 5 Money Line: 0-0
    Week 5 Proposition bets: 0-1

    Season Against the Spread: 7-7
    Season Over/Unders: 1-2
    Season Money Line: 1-0
    Season Proposition Bets: 0-1
    Balance for Week 5: -$35
    Total Amount Remaining: $698.75


    BOJ

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    Thursday, October 07, 2010

     

    All-Time Best NFL Players Born in Camaroon

  • Adrian Awasom

  • Moise Fokou

  • Mathias Nkwenti

  • Roman Oben

  • BOJ

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    Fake Gambling - Week 5

  • NFL Proposition Special!
    Which team will score the most points in the 1PM EST Games?
    Green Bay Packers (7/1): $20

  • Jacksonville (-1.5) [-105] at Buffalo: $105

  • St. Louis (+3) [-115] at Detroit: $115








  • Week 5 Stake: $733.75
    Week 5 Wagered: $235



    BOJ

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    Wednesday, October 06, 2010

     
    And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!





    Homer the Heretic
    [9F01]

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    Tuesday, October 05, 2010

     

    NFL Composite Rankings - Week 4

    RANK TEAM RECORD PTS PREVIOUS
    1 Baltimore Ravens (3) 3-1 35 7
    2t New Orleans Saints 3-1 30 3
    2t Pittsburgh Steelers (1) 3-1 30 1
    4t Green Bay Packers 3-1 28 4
    4t New York Jets 3-1 28 8
    6 Atlanta Falcons 3-1 21 5
    7 New England Patriots 3-1 16 9t
    8 Houston Texans 3-1 14 -
    9 Indianapolis Colts 2-2 10 2
    10 Kansas City Chiefs 3-0 6 -


    Also receiving votes: Philadelphia Eagles (3)

    A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:


  • ESPN

  • Fox Sports

  • CBS Sports

  • Globex Corporation Newsletter



  • BOJ

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    'Cause it's gonna be the future soon
    And I won't always be this way
    When the things that make me weak and strange
    Get engineered away
    It's gonna be the future soon
    I've never seen it quite so clear
    And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes
    And it's already here


    Jonathan Coulton
    "The Future Soon"
    Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow

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    Sunday, October 03, 2010

     

    Fake Gambling Results - Week 4

  • Denver (+7) [-120] at Tennessee: +$50

  • Carolina at New Orleans (-14) [-105]: -$105

  • Carolina at New Orleans OVER (44.5) [-110]: -$110

  • Indianapolis (-8) [-105] at Jacksonville: -$105










  • Week 4 Against the Spread: 1-2
    Week 4 Over/Unders: 0-1
    Week 4 Money Line: 0-0

    Season Against the Spread: 6-6
    Season Over/Unders: 1-2
    Season Money Line: 1-0
    Balance for Week 4: -$270
    Total Amount Remaining: $733.75


    BOJ

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    The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.


    Chris Johnson
    Running Back
    Tennessee Titans

    Yards Through Week 4: 354
    Yards Short of 2,500: 2,146
    Avg. to Reach 2,500: 178.8/game

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