Thursday, July 29, 2010


Usage on My iPod Touch

  • Audio (27.62 GB)

  • Free (18.90 GB)

  • Video (9.98 GB)

  • Photos (1.35 GB)

  • Apps (1.27 GB)

  • Other (303 MB)

  • Books (14 MB)

  • BOJ


    Wednesday, July 28, 2010

    You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals fa-laming.

    Homer Phobia


    Tuesday, July 27, 2010

    Hey, who let in all these elephants?
    Did you know that elephants are made of elements?
    Elephants are mostly made of four elements
    And every living thing is mostly made of four elements
    Plants, bugs, birds, fish, bacteria and men
    Are mostly carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen and oxygen

    Come on come on and meet the elements
    You and I are complicated, but we're made of elements
    Like a box of paints that are mixed to make every shade
    They either combine to make a chemical compound
    Or stand alone as they are

    They Might Be Giants
    "Meet the Elements"
    Here Comes Science


    Thursday, July 22, 2010



    Songs Slappy is Jebus put into Muddy Waters' "I Got My Mojo Working"
  • "Who Do You Love" by Bo Diddley

  • "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones

  • "Loser" by Beck

  • "Magic Bus" by The Who

  • "The Story of One Chord" by Mojo Nixon

  • Songs Slappy is Jebus should have put into Muddy Waters' "I Got My Mojo Working"
  • "Rapper's Delight" by Sugar Hill Gang

  • "Brass Monkey" by The Beastie Boys

  • "You Got What I Need" by Biz Markie

  • "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion

  • "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby

  • "Five Hundred Miles" by The Proclaimers

  • "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond

  • "The Presidents Song" from Simpsons Episode [9F13]

  • "Anti-Love Song" by Patient 957

  • More?



    Wednesday, July 21, 2010

    To audience: I now proclaim this new burger... for sale!

    Homie the Clown


    Tuesday, July 20, 2010

    I stub my toe and the blood that pours
    Will fertilize things to feed herbivores.
    Your carbon travels south down the food chain queue
    And you are what you eat, so that makes you you

    Hard n' Phirm
    "The Carbon Cycle"
    Horses and Grasses


    Thursday, July 15, 2010


    Things I'm Glad We Never Had to See

  • According to John Starring John Belushi

  • Terrell Owens winning as many Super Bowls as Ed McCaffrey

  • "Little" Walter Jacobs as bandleader on Jimmy Kimmel Live

  • That leaked Jimmy Stewart sex tape

  • Ayrton Senna's inevitable switch to NASCAR

  • A Janis Joplin Christmas

  • Terrell Davis being just an average NFL running back

  • Mitch Hedberg as a celebrity guest on The $20,000 Pyramid

  • Anything else with Anna Nicole Smith

  • Anybody breaking Hank Aaron's homerun record without cheating

  • Jeffrey Dahmer on Dr. Phil

  • Who's on First, the Sit-Com based on the comedy of Abbott and Costello

  • Stevie Ray Vaughn's country crossover album

  • Gale Sayers as a third-string running back for the 1969 Kansas City Chiefs

  • WKRP in Cincinnati's dreadful sixth and seventh seasons

  • President Dan Quayle

  • Ghostbusters III

  • Michael Jordan in a Major League Baseball uniform

  • Jim Morrison in some other band after The Doors' breakup

  • Jim Rome on anything other than a crappy TV sports show that nobody watches

  • Me in a relationship with a third Social Worker from Iowa

  • BOJ


    Wednesday, July 14, 2010

    Well, right now, she's an out-of-work cocktail waitress, but she's going to be a country music superstar like... uh... that jerk in the cowboy hat... and that dead lady.

    Colonel Homer


    Tuesday, July 13, 2010

    If I'm the person that you think I am
    Clueless chump you seem to think I am
    So easily led astray,
    An errant dog who occasionally escapes and needs a shorter leash, then
    Why the fuck would you want me back?!

    Maybe it's because

    You don't know me at all

    Ben Folds
    "You Don't Know Me"
    Way to Normal


    Thursday, July 08, 2010


    Cool Venture Bros Villains*

    *Who I haven't seen enough of

  • Tiny Eagle

  • Chairman Wow

  • The Power Plug

  • Rick Danger

  • Intangible Fancy

  • Green Goo Scientist

  • Bearded Spectre

  • Mommy Longlegs

  • Catclops

  • Girl Hitler

  • Manic 8-Ball

  • Nat King Cobra

  • Zoocreeper

  • King Gorilla

  • Mecha-Mouth

  • Shameface

  • Dr. Septapus

  • Mr. Monday

  • Phantom of the Cineplex

  • Tiny Joseph

  • Tigerriffic

  • White Noise

  • Crime-o-dile

  • Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Nightmare Coat

  • Manta Claus

  • Truckules

  • Torrid

  • Curse

  • Vain Gloria

  • Manotaur

  • Auntie Matter

  • Flying Squid

  • Dr. Schumpmaker

  • Dr. Henry Killinger

  • The Velvet Phantom

  • The Invisible Fist

  • The Mesmerist

  • Scaramantula

  • Brainulo

  • BOJ


    Wednesday, July 07, 2010

    Whoops! Sorry, Son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown.

    The Last Temptation of Krust


    Tuesday, July 06, 2010

    Tú eres la artería más grande en el cuerpo
    Tú eres de la misma anchura que una manguera de jardín

    You are the largest artery in the body
    You are the width of a garden hose]

    Hard n' Phirm
    "El Corazon"
    Horses and Grasses


    Thursday, July 01, 2010


    People I'd Like to Hear Cover Two Condoms

  • Danny Barnes

  • "Weird Al" Yankovic

  • Hard 'n Phirm

  • Randy Newman

  • They Might Be Giants

  • Susan Tedeschi

  • Ben Folds

  • Tenacious D

  • BOJ


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