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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 1:17 PM 0 comments

Denver (+7) [-120] at Tennessee: $60

Carolina at New Orleans (-14) [-105]: $105

Carolina at New Orleans OVER (44.5) [-110]: $110

Indianapolis (-8) [-105] at Jacksonville: $105

Week 4 Stake: $1003.75
Week 4 Wagered: $380

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 11:31 AM 0 comments

1. of or pertaining to a state governor or the office of state governor

1. characteristic of, or resembling a serpent, as in form or movement


2. having a winding course, as a road; sinuous


3. shrewd, wily, or cunning

1. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of Cyprus, its people, or their language

1. pertaining to or functioning as an adjective; adjectival: the adjective use of a noun


2. not able to stand alone; dependent


3. Law . concerning methods of enforcement of legal rights, as pleading and practice ( opposed to substantive)


4. (of dye colors) requiring a mordant or the like to render them permanent ( opposed to substantive)

1. utterly hopeless, miserable, humiliating, or wretched: abject poverty


2. contemptible; despicable; base-spirited: an abject coward


3. shamelessly servile; slavish


4. Obsolete . cast aside

1. characterized by or showing servile complaisance or deference; fawning: an obsequious bow


2. servilely compliant or deferential: obsequious servants


3. obedient; dutiful

1. of Charles Dickens or his works


2. resembling or suggestive of conditions described in Dickens' novels, esp squalid and poverty-stricken; characterized by jollity and conviviality


3. grotesquely comic, as some of the characters of Dickens

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:04 AM 1 comments

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 7:10 AM 1 comments

His sister's black but she is sho 'nuff pretty
Her skirt is short but Lord her legs are sturdy
To walk to school she's got to get up early
Her clothes are old but never are they dirty
Living just enough, just enough for the city...um hum

Her brother's smart he's got more sense than many
His patience's long but soon he won't have any
To find a job is like a haystack needle
Cause where he lives they don't use colored people
Living just enough, just enough for the city...
Living just enough...
For the city...ooh,ooh

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 8:59 AM 0 comments

The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.

Labels: Chris Johnson

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 2:16 PM 0 comments

Pittsburgh (-3) [+110] at Tampa Bay: +$110

Cincinnati (-3.5) [-110] at Carolina: +$50

San Francisco (-3) [+110] at Kansas City: -$50

San Francisco] at Kansas City UNDER (36.5)[-110]: -$55

Week 3 Against the Spread: 2-1
Week 3 Over/Unders: 0-1
Week 3 Money Line: 0-0

Season Against the Spread: 5-4
Season Over/Unders: 1-1
Season Money Line: 1-0
Balance for Week 3: +$55
Total Amount Remaining: $1003.75

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 2:09 PM 0 comments

Plan 1 From Outer Space: Let loose a pod of angry sea turtles

Plan 2 From Outer Space: Throw lit matches at everyone’s sweaters

Plan 3 From Outer Space: Send a giant robot down to Earth and kick Brit Hume really hard in the shin

Plan 4 From Outer Space: Replace all the chocolate in the world with less-delicious chocolate substitute

Plan 5 From Outer Space: Miley Cyrus (this one actually worked)

Plan 6 From Outer Space: Act really aloof and sarcastic in hopes Earth won’t know we secretly love it

Plan 7 From Outer Space: Tap everyone in the world on the shoulder and then run away

Plan 8 From Outer Space: Burrow deep into the Earth’s crust and lie dormant for millions of years until such time as an expedition makes its way toward the core of the planet and then step out and tell them we’re happy to take their literature but we’re just not very religious

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 3:05 AM 1 comments

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 6:53 PM 0 comments

Pittsburgh (-3) [+110] at Tampa Bay: $100

Cincinnati (-3.5) [-110] at Carolina: $55

San Francisco (-3) [+110] at Kansas City: $50

San Francisco] at Kansas City UNDER (36.5)[-110]: $55

Week 3 Stake: $948.75
Week 3 Wagered: $260

Labels: Fake Gambling

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 4:27 PM 0 comments

Labels: The Wisdom of Homer

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:43 AM 0 comments

Green is just a mixture
Of the yellow and the blue
Well orange is just red, you know
With some yellow shinin' through
And purple is the wild child
Of red and blue in love
But the truth don't need no accent
Black and white fits it like a glove
Don't care what price I have to pay
Give me black and white and hold the gray
So just between me and you
Oh, black and white will have to do

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:50 AM 0 comments

The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.

Labels: Chris Johnson

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 3:36 PM 0 comments

NCAA Special!
Colorado State at Miami Ohio (-7.5) [-300]: +$25 - spite pays off!!!

Buffalo at Green Bay (-14) [+105]: +$100

Buffalo at Green Bay OVER (43) [-110]: -$55

Baltimore (-3) [EVEN] at Cincinnati: -$50

Chicago [+275] at Dallas: +$68.75

Week 2 Against the Spread: 2-1
Week 2 Over/Unders: 1-0
Week 2 Money Line: 1-0

Season Against the Spread: 3-3
Season Over/Unders: 1-0
Season Money Line: 1-0
Balance for Week 2: +$88.75
Total Amount Remaining: $948.75

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 2:18 PM 0 comments

NCAA Special!
Colorado State at Miami Ohio (-7.5) [-300]: $75

Buffalo at Green Bay (-14) [+105]: $100

Buffalo at Green Bay OVER (43) [-110]: $55

Baltimore (-3) [EVEN] at Cincinnati: $50

Chicago [+275] at Dallas: $25 -straight bet

Week 2 Stake: $860
Week 2 Wagered: $305

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:42 PM 0 comments

C - Mike Scioscia A very good player who's proven to be a better manager.

1B - Don Mattingly Should be in the Hall of Fame, but he'll undoubtedly be a manager (Dodgers?) in the next few years.

2B - Steve Sax A really good and useful player for the Dodgers and Yankees. Not HOF material, but a player who is fondly remembered by fans of both teams.

3B - Wade Boggs HOFer and hitting machine.

SS - Ozzie Smith The best defensive shortstop of all time and an HOFer.

LF - Jose Canseco Blew the lid off the whole steroids thing. So, as good a player as he was, will probably be more remembered for a scandalous book.

CF - Ken Griffey, Jr. With 600 career HRs, will be in the HOF in 5 years.

RF - Daryl Strawberry The poster boy for getting too much too fast in life. A mere shadow of what he should have been.

P - Roger Clemens HOF numbers, but will probably not make the Hall because of his connection to (and lying about his connection to) steroids.

Well Mr. Burns had done it
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mile Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar room tile
We're talkin softball, from Maine to San Diego
Talkin' softball: Mattingly and Conceco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-ins with the law
Were talkin Homer, Ozzie and the Straw

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:45 AM 0 comments

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 1:09 PM 0 comments

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 8:58 AM 0 comments

De do do do
de da da da
Is all I want to say to you
De do do do
de da da da
Their innocence will pull me through.
De do do do
de da da da
Is all I want to say to you

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 5:53 AM 0 comments

Miami (-3) [-125] at Buffalo: +$100

Denver (+3) [-125] at Jacksonville: -$125

Oakland (+6.5) [-115] at Tennessee: - $115

Week 1 Against the Spread: 1-2
Week 1 Over/Unders: 0-0

Season Against the Spread: 1-2
Season Over/Unders: 0-0
Balance for Week 1: -$140
Total Amount Remaining: $860

Labels: Fake Gambling

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 2:46 PM 0 comments

(3) Eric Dickerson - 2105 yards (1984), 1821 yards (1986) & 1808 yards (1983)

(2) Barry Sanders - 2053 yards (1997) & 1883 yards (1994)

(2) O.J. Simpson - 2003 yards (1973) & 1817 yards (1975)

Jamal Lewis - 2066 yards (2003)

Terrell Davis - 2008 yards (1998)

Chris Johnson - 2006 yards (2009)

Earl Campbell - 1934 yards (1980)

Ahman Green - 1883 yards (2003)

Shaun Alexander - 1880 yards (2005)

Jim Brown - 1863 yards (1963)

Tiki Barber - 1860 yards (2005)

Ricky Williams - 1853 yards (2002)

Walter Payton - 1852 yards (1977)

Jamal Anderson - 1846 yards (1998)

LaDainian Tomlinson - 1815 yards (2006)

Larry Johnson - 1789 yards (2006)

Emmitt Smith - 1773 yards (1995)

Adrian Peterson - 1760 yards (2008)

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:21 AM 0 comments

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:39 PM 0 comments

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 6:02 AM 0 comments

Grab a fence post, hold it tight
Womp your partner with all your might
Hit him in the shin, hit him in the head
Hit him again, the critter ain't dead
Wop him low and wop him high
Stick your finger in his eye
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound
Bang your heads against the ground

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 8:56 AM 0 comments

Miami (-3) [-125] at Buffalo: $125

Denver (+3) [-125] at Jacksonville: $125

Oakland (+6.5) [-115] at Tennessee: $115

Week 1 Stake: $1000
Week 1 Wagered: $365

Labels: Fake Gambling

# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:01 PM 0 comments

Brandon Walsh

Brenda Walsh

Kelly Taylor

Steve Sanders

Andrea Zuckerman

Dylan McKay

David Silver

Scott Scanlon

Donna Martin

Cindy Walsh

Jim Walsh

Nat Bussichio

Jesse Vasquez

Clare Arnold

Valerie Malone

Ray Pruit

Carly Reynolds

Noah Hunter

Janet Sosna

Matt Durning

Gina Kincaid

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:03 AM 0 comments

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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 8:51 AM 0 comments