Thursday, September 23, 2010
Plans One Through Eight From Outer Space
From Nerdist.com:
Plan 1 From Outer Space: Let loose a pod of angry sea turtles Plan 2 From Outer Space: Throw lit matches at everyone’s sweaters Plan 3 From Outer Space: Send a giant robot down to Earth and kick Brit Hume really hard in the shin Plan 4 From Outer Space: Replace all the chocolate in the world with less-delicious chocolate substitute Plan 5 From Outer Space: Miley Cyrus (this one actually worked) Plan 6 From Outer Space: Act really aloof and sarcastic in hopes Earth won’t know we secretly love it Plan 7 From Outer Space: Tap everyone in the world on the shoulder and then run away Plan 8 From Outer Space: Burrow deep into the Earth’s crust and lie dormant for millions of years until such time as an expedition makes its way toward the core of the planet and then step out and tell them we’re happy to take their literature but we’re just not very religious
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