Sunday, October 31, 2010
Fake Gambling Results - Week 8
NFL Proposition Special!
Who will record the most Passing Yards in the 1PM EST games? DONOVAN MCNABB [11/2]: -$20
Washington (+3) [-130] at Detroit: -$65
Washington at Detroit OVER (45) [-110]: +$50
Carolina at St. Louis (-3) [EVEN]: +$100
Tampa Bay (+3) [EVEN] at Arizona: +$55
Pittsburgh (-1) [-105] at New Orleans: -$105
Week 8 Against the Spread: 2-2
Week 8 Over/Unders: 1-0
Week 8 Money Line: 0-0
Week 8 Proposition bets: 0-1
Season Against the Spread: 11-10-1
Season Over/Unders: 2-2
Season Money Line: 1-0
Season Proposition Bets: 1-2
Balance for Week 8: +$15
Total Amount Remaining: $944.83
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.
Chris Johnson
Running Back
Tennessee Titans
Yards Through Week 8: 721
Yards Short of 2,500: 1,779
Avg. to Reach 2,500: 222.4/game
Labels: Chris Johnson
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Fake Gambling - Week 8
NFL Proposition Special!
Who will record the most Passing Yards in the 1PM EST games? DONOVAN MCNABB [11/2]: $20
Washington (+3) [-130] at Detroit: $65
Washington at Detroit OVER (45) [-110]: $55
Carolina at St. Louis (-3) [EVEN]: $100
Tampa Bay (+3) [EVEN] at Arizona: $55
Pittsburgh (-1) [-105] at New Orleans: $105
Week 8 Stake: $929.83
Week 8 Wagered: $400
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
10 Best TV Shows With a Number in the Title
- 60 Minutes
- Fernwood 2-Night
- 30 Rock
- Route 66
- Room 222
- The Six-Million-Dollar Man
- Hawaii 5-0
- $20,000 Pyramid
- 1,000 Places to See Before You Die
- Space 1999
BOJ
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study. I'm going to show you the true meaning of college: we're gonna go out and par-ty!
Homer Goes to College
[1F02]
Homer Goes to College
[1F02]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
NFL Composite Rankings - Week 7
First place votes in parentheses
Also receiving votes: none
A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:
BOJ
| RANK | TEAM | RECORD | PTS | PREVIOUS | LAST WEEK |
| 1 | New York Jets (2) | 5-1 | 38 | 1 | BYE |
| 2 | Pittsburgh Steelers (2) | 5-1 | 37 | 2 | Defeated Miami 23-22 |
| 3 | New England Patriots | 5-1 | 33 | 3 | Defeated San Diego 23-20 |
| 4 | Baltimore Ravens | 5-2 | 26 | 5 | Defeated Buffalo 37-34 OT |
| 5 | Indianapolis Colts | 4-2 | 23 | 4 | BYE |
| 6 | Atlanta Falcons | 5-2 | 18 | 9 | Defeated Cincinnati 39-32 |
| 7 | New York Giants | 5-2 | 17 | 7 | Defeated Dallas 41-35 |
| 8 | Tennessee Titans | 5-2 | 12 | 10 | Defeated Philadelphia 37-19 |
| 9 | New Orleans Saints | 4-3 | 6 | 6 | Lost to Cleveland 17-30 |
| 10t | Green Bay Packers | 4-3 | 2 | - | Defeated Minnesota 28-24 |
| 10t | Kansas City Chiefs | 4-2 | 2 | - | Defeated Jacksonville 42-20 |
Also receiving votes: none
A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:
ESPN
Fox Sports
CBS Sports
Globex Corporation Newsletter
BOJ
Labels: NFL
This might be strange to tell you
And I swear I'm not a whore
But there are 206 bones in my body
And I'd really like
One more, one more, one more (one more)
Garfunkel and Oates
"One Night Stand"
Music Songs
Labels: lyrics
Sunday, October 24, 2010
The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.
Chris Johnson
Running Back
Tennessee Titans
Yards Through Week 7: 662
Yards Short of 2,500: 1,838
Avg. to Reach 2,500: 204.2/game
Labels: Chris Johnson
Fake Gambling Results - Week 7
Buffalo at Baltimore (-14) [-105]: -$105
San Francisco (-3) [EVEN] at Carolina: +$0 [PUSH]
St. Louis (+3) [-125] at Tampa Bay: +$100
Week 7 Against the Spread: 1-1-1
Week 7 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 7 Money Line: 0-0
Week 7 Proposition bets: 0-0
Season Against the Spread: 9-8-1
Season Over/Unders: 1-2
Season Money Line: 1-0
Season Proposition Bets: 1-1
Balance for Week 7: -$5
Total Amount Remaining: $929.83
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
Thursday, October 21, 2010
My All-Time Favorite Texas Rangers (Baseball Players, not Lawmen)
C - Ivan "Pudge" Rodriguez
1B - Will Clark
2B - Michael Young
SS - Toby Harrah
3B - Buddy Bell
RF - Rueben Sierra
CF - Josh Hamilton
LF - Juan Gonzalez
DH - Al Oliver
SP - Nolan Ryan
RP - John Wetland
BOJ
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Fake Gambling - Week 7
Buffalo at Baltimore (-14) [-105]: $105
San Francisco (-3) [EVEN] at Carolina: $70
St. Louis (+3) [-125] at Tampa Bay: $125
Week 7 Stake: $934.83
Week 7 Wagered: $300
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
NFL Composite Rankings - Week 6
First place votes in parentheses
Also receiving votes: Chicago Bears (1), Green Bay Packers (1)
A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:
ESPN
Fox Sports
CBS Sports
Globex Corporation Newsletter
BOJ
| RANK | TEAM | RECORD | PTS | PREVIOUS | LAST WEEK |
| 1 | New York Jets (2) | 5-1 | 38 | 2t | Defeated Denver 24-20 |
| 2 | Pittsburgh Steelers (2) | 4-1 | 37 | 2t | Defeated Cleveland 28-10 |
| 3 | New England Patriots | 4-1 | 33 | 6 | Defeated #1 Baltimore 23-20 OT |
| 4 | Indianapolis Colts | 4-2 | 25 | 5 | Defeated Washington 27-24 |
| 5 | Baltimore Ravens | 4-2 | 24 | 1 | Lost to #6 New England 20-23 OT |
| 6 | New Orleans Saints | 4-2 | 21 | 8 | Defeated Tampa Bay 31-6 |
| 7 | New York Giants | 4-2 | 17 | 10 | Defeated Detroit 28-20 |
| 8 | Philadelphia Eagles | 4-2 | 11 | - | Defeated #4 Atlanta 31-17 |
| 9 | Atlanta Falcons | 4-2 | 6 | 4 | Lost to Philadelphia 17-31 |
| 10t | Houston Texans | 4-2 | 3 | - | Defeated Kansas City 35-31 |
| 10t | Tennessee Titans | 4-2 | 3 | - | Defeated Jacksonville 30-3 |
Also receiving votes: Chicago Bears (1), Green Bay Packers (1)
A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:
BOJ
Labels: NFL
The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.
Chris Johnson
Running Back
Tennessee Titans
Yards Through Week 6: 596
Yards Short of 2,500: 1,904
Avg. to Reach 2,500: 190.4/game
Labels: Chris Johnson
Then it turns midnight, the shitty old year spent
Another Mom gives her some sparkling wine
And she nearly gives in to the moment
But he'll still be sick in 2009
You know what hope is?
Hope is a bastard
Hope is a liar
A cheat and a tease
Hope comes near you?
Kick it's backside
Got no place in days like these
Ben Folds & Nick Hornby
"Picture Window"
Lonely Avenue
Labels: lyrics
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Fake Gambling Results - Week 6
NFL Proposition Special!
Ben Roethlisberger – Total Passing Yards Week 6 vs Cleveland OVER (235.5 yards) [-115]: +$26.08
Cleveland at Pittsburgh (-14) [+105]: +$210
Week 6 Against the Spread: 1-0
Week 6 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 6 Money Line: 0-0
Week 6 Proposition bets: 1-0
Season Against the Spread: 8-7
Season Over/Unders: 1-2
Season Money Line: 1-0
Season Proposition Bets: 1-1
Balance for Week 6: +$236.08
Total Amount Remaining: $934.83
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Fake Gambling - Week 6
NFL Proposition Special!
Ben Roethlisberger – Total Passing Yards Week 6 vs Cleveland OVER (235.5 yards) [-115]: $30
Cleveland at Pittsburgh (-14) [+105]: $200
Week 6 Stake: $698.75
Week 6 Wagered: $230
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
Best Current NFL TV Announce Teams
- Al Michaels & Cris Collinsworth (NBC)
- Jim Nantz & Phil Simms (CBS)
- Gus Johnson & Steve Tasker (CBS)
- Joe Buck & Troy Aikman (FOX)
- Thom Brennaman & Brian Billick (FOX)
BOJ
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Now Bart, we made this deal because I thought it would help you get good grades. And you didn't. But why should you pay for my mistake?
Kamp Krusty
[8F24]
Kamp Krusty
[8F24]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
NFL Composite Rankings - Week 5
| RANK | TEAM | RECORD | PTS | PREVIOUS |
| 1 | Baltimore Ravens (3) | 4-1 | 39 | 1 |
| 2t | New York Jets | 4-1 | 33 | 4t |
| 2t | Pittsburgh Steelers (1) | 3-1 | 33 | 2t |
| 4 | Atlanta Falcons | 4-1 | 28 | 6 |
| 5 | Indianapolis Colts | 3-2 | 21 | 9 |
| 6 | New England Patriots | 3-1 | 19 | 7 |
| 7 | Chicago Bears | 4-1 | 14 | - |
| 8 | New Orleans Saints | 3-2 | 11 | 2t |
| 9 | Green Bay Packers | 3-2 | 9 | 4t |
| 10 | New York Giants | 3-2 | 7 | - |
Also receiving votes: Philadelphia Eagles (2), Washington Redskins (2), Kansas City Chiefs (1), Tennessee Titans (1)
A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:
BOJ
Labels: NFL
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper
And your dick stands up like a steeple
Your goddamn asshole stands open like a church door
And the crabs walks in like people
Lucille Bogan
"Shave 'em Dry"
Labels: lyrics
Sunday, October 10, 2010
The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.
Chris Johnson
Running Back
Tennessee Titans
Yards Through Week 5: 485
Yards Short of 2,500: 2,015
Avg. to Reach 2,500: 183.2/game
Labels: Chris Johnson
Fake Gambling Results - Week 5
NFL Proposition Special!
Which team will score the most points in the 1PM EST Games? Green Bay Packers (7/1): -$20
Jacksonville (-1.5) [-105] at Buffalo: +$100
St. Louis (+3) [-115] at Detroit: -$115
Week 5 Against the Spread: 1-1
Week 5 Over/Unders: 0-0
Week 5 Money Line: 0-0
Week 5 Proposition bets: 0-1
Season Against the Spread: 7-7
Season Over/Unders: 1-2
Season Money Line: 1-0
Season Proposition Bets: 0-1
Balance for Week 5: -$35
Total Amount Remaining: $698.75
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
Thursday, October 07, 2010
All-Time Best NFL Players Born in Camaroon
Fake Gambling - Week 5
NFL Proposition Special!
Which team will score the most points in the 1PM EST Games? Green Bay Packers (7/1): $20
Jacksonville (-1.5) [-105] at Buffalo: $105
St. Louis (+3) [-115] at Detroit: $115
Week 5 Stake: $733.75
Week 5 Wagered: $235
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
And what if we picked the wrong religion? Every week, we're just making God madder and madder!
Homer the Heretic
[9F01]
Homer the Heretic
[9F01]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, October 05, 2010
NFL Composite Rankings - Week 4
| RANK | TEAM | RECORD | PTS | PREVIOUS |
| 1 | Baltimore Ravens (3) | 3-1 | 35 | 7 |
| 2t | New Orleans Saints | 3-1 | 30 | 3 |
| 2t | Pittsburgh Steelers (1) | 3-1 | 30 | 1 |
| 4t | Green Bay Packers | 3-1 | 28 | 4 |
| 4t | New York Jets | 3-1 | 28 | 8 |
| 6 | Atlanta Falcons | 3-1 | 21 | 5 |
| 7 | New England Patriots | 3-1 | 16 | 9t |
| 8 | Houston Texans | 3-1 | 14 | - |
| 9 | Indianapolis Colts | 2-2 | 10 | 2 |
| 10 | Kansas City Chiefs | 3-0 | 6 | - |
Also receiving votes: Philadelphia Eagles (3)
A composite of rankings from the following reputable organizations:
BOJ
Labels: NFL
'Cause it's gonna be the future soon
And I won't always be this way
When the things that make me weak and strange
Get engineered away
It's gonna be the future soon
I've never seen it quite so clear
And when my heart is breaking I can close my eyes
And it's already here
Jonathan Coulton
"The Future Soon"
Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow
Labels: lyrics
Sunday, October 03, 2010
Fake Gambling Results - Week 4
Denver (+7) [-120] at Tennessee: +$50
Carolina at New Orleans (-14) [-105]: -$105
Carolina at New Orleans OVER (44.5) [-110]: -$110
Indianapolis (-8) [-105] at Jacksonville: -$105
Week 4 Against the Spread: 1-2
Week 4 Over/Unders: 0-1
Week 4 Money Line: 0-0
Season Against the Spread: 6-6
Season Over/Unders: 1-2
Season Money Line: 1-0
Balance for Week 4: -$270
Total Amount Remaining: $733.75
BOJ
Labels: Fake Gambling
The goal is 2,500 so I am going to stick to that. I feel like it is very realistic. People didn't think 2,000 was realistic when I set the goal last year and I made a lot of people believers, so I am going to stick to that.
Chris Johnson
Running Back
Tennessee Titans
Yards Through Week 4: 354
Yards Short of 2,500: 2,146
Avg. to Reach 2,500: 178.8/game
Labels: Chris Johnson
