Thursday, July 15, 2010
Things I'm Glad We Never Had to See
According to John Starring John Belushi Terrell Owens winning as many Super Bowls as Ed McCaffrey "Little" Walter Jacobs as bandleader on Jimmy Kimmel Live That leaked Jimmy Stewart sex tape Ayrton Senna's inevitable switch to NASCAR A Janis Joplin Christmas Terrell Davis being just an average NFL running back Mitch Hedberg as a celebrity guest on The $20,000 Pyramid Anything else with Anna Nicole Smith Anybody breaking Hank Aaron's homerun record without cheating Jeffrey Dahmer on Dr. Phil Who's on First, the Sit-Com based on the comedy of Abbott and Costello Stevie Ray Vaughn's country crossover album Gale Sayers as a third-string running back for the 1969 Kansas City Chiefs WKRP in Cincinnati's dreadful sixth and seventh seasons President Dan Quayle Ghostbusters III Michael Jordan in a Major League Baseball uniform Jim Morrison in some other band after The Doors' breakup Jim Rome on anything other than a crappy TV sports show that nobody watches Me in a relationship with a third Social Worker from Iowa
BOJ
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