Thursday, July 29, 2010
Usage on My iPod Touch
Audio (27.62 GB) Free (18.90 GB) Video (9.98 GB) Photos (1.35 GB) Apps (1.27 GB) Other (303 MB) Books (14 MB)
BOJ
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals fa-laming.
Homer Phobia
[4F11]
Homer Phobia
[4F11]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Hey, who let in all these elephants?
Did you know that elephants are made of elements?
Elephants are mostly made of four elements
And every living thing is mostly made of four elements
Plants, bugs, birds, fish, bacteria and men
Are mostly carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen and oxygen
Come on come on and meet the elements
You and I are complicated, but we're made of elements
Like a box of paints that are mixed to make every shade
They either combine to make a chemical compound
Or stand alone as they are
They Might Be Giants
"Meet the Elements"
Here Comes Science
Labels: lyrics
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Mojo
Songs Slappy is Jebus put into Muddy Waters' "I Got My Mojo Working"
Songs Slappy is Jebus should have put into Muddy Waters' "I Got My Mojo Working"
More?
BOJ
"Who Do You Love" by Bo Diddley "It's Not Unusual" by Tom Jones "Loser" by Beck "Magic Bus" by The Who "The Story of One Chord" by Mojo Nixon
Songs Slappy is Jebus should have put into Muddy Waters' "I Got My Mojo Working"
"Rapper's Delight" by Sugar Hill Gang "Brass Monkey" by The Beastie Boys "You Got What I Need" by Biz Markie "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby "Five Hundred Miles" by The Proclaimers "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond "The Presidents Song" from Simpsons Episode [9F13] "Anti-Love Song" by Patient 957
More?
BOJ
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
To audience: I now proclaim this new burger... for sale!
Homie the Clown
[2F12]
Homie the Clown
[2F12]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
I stub my toe and the blood that pours
Will fertilize things to feed herbivores.
Your carbon travels south down the food chain queue
And you are what you eat, so that makes you you
Hard n' Phirm
"The Carbon Cycle"
Horses and Grasses
Labels: lyrics
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Things I'm Glad We Never Had to See
According to John Starring John Belushi Terrell Owens winning as many Super Bowls as Ed McCaffrey "Little" Walter Jacobs as bandleader on Jimmy Kimmel Live That leaked Jimmy Stewart sex tape Ayrton Senna's inevitable switch to NASCAR A Janis Joplin Christmas Terrell Davis being just an average NFL running back Mitch Hedberg as a celebrity guest on The $20,000 Pyramid Anything else with Anna Nicole Smith Anybody breaking Hank Aaron's homerun record without cheating Jeffrey Dahmer on Dr. Phil Who's on First, the Sit-Com based on the comedy of Abbott and Costello Stevie Ray Vaughn's country crossover album Gale Sayers as a third-string running back for the 1969 Kansas City Chiefs WKRP in Cincinnati's dreadful sixth and seventh seasons President Dan Quayle Ghostbusters III Michael Jordan in a Major League Baseball uniform Jim Morrison in some other band after The Doors' breakup Jim Rome on anything other than a crappy TV sports show that nobody watches Me in a relationship with a third Social Worker from Iowa
BOJ
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Well, right now, she's an out-of-work cocktail waitress, but she's going to be a country music superstar like... uh... that jerk in the cowboy hat... and that dead lady.
Colonel Homer
[8F19]
Colonel Homer
[8F19]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
If I'm the person that you think I am
Clueless chump you seem to think I am
So easily led astray,
An errant dog who occasionally escapes and needs a shorter leash, then
Why the fuck would you want me back?!
Maybe it's because
You don't know me at all
Ben Folds
"You Don't Know Me"
Way to Normal
Labels: lyrics
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Cool Venture Bros Villains*
*Who I haven't seen enough of
BOJ
Tiny Eagle Chairman Wow The Power Plug Rick Danger Intangible Fancy Green Goo Scientist Bearded Spectre Mommy Longlegs Catclops Girl Hitler Manic 8-Ball Nat King Cobra Zoocreeper King Gorilla Mecha-Mouth Shameface Dr. Septapus Mr. Monday Phantom of the Cineplex Tiny Joseph Tigerriffic White Noise Crime-o-dile Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Nightmare Coat Manta Claus Truckules Torrid Curse Vain Gloria Manotaur Auntie Matter Flying Squid Dr. Schumpmaker Dr. Henry Killinger The Velvet Phantom The Invisible Fist The Mesmerist Scaramantula Brainulo
BOJ
Labels: Lists
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
Whoops! Sorry, Son. I didn't know you, Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown.
The Last Temptation of Krust
[5F10]
The Last Temptation of Krust
[5F10]
Labels: The Wisdom of Homer
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
¡Aorta!
Tú eres la artería más grande en el cuerpo
¡Aorta!
Tú eres de la misma anchura que una manguera de jardín
[Aorta!
You are the largest artery in the body
Aorta!
You are the width of a garden hose]
Hard n' Phirm
"El Corazon"
Horses and Grasses
Labels: lyrics
Thursday, July 01, 2010
People I'd Like to Hear Cover Two Condoms
Danny Barnes "Weird Al" Yankovic Hard 'n Phirm Randy Newman They Might Be Giants Susan Tedeschi Ben Folds Tenacious D
BOJ
Labels: Lists
