Tuesday, May 04, 2010
Taliban Claim Dud Bomb
The Pakistani Taliban claimed responsibility on an Islamist website for a car bomb that failed to detonate in Times Square this weekend. What do you think?
"In the spirit of candor, I should say that I too wrestled with failure while launching my own small bomb-making business."
"Christianity also teaches acceptance of our failures and the use of websites. Maybe we are not so different after all."
Rock Drill Operator
"The firecrackers and barbecue-grill propane tanks are a dead giveaway. Wait, you said South Carolina Taliban, right?"
"Blind Orange" Julius,
"You think that's failure? I was once involved with a social worker from Iowa after previously being involved with a social worker from Iowa."
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