Thursday, January 01, 2009
From The Onion:
New Software Yellows Neglected Digital Photos Over Time
ROCHESTER, NY—Eastman Kodak released an imaging software package that yellows, fades, and even loses digital photos over time Monday. "With the click of a mouse, Fotomatshop will make your digital photographs crease, develop fingerprint spots, and even stick together in their 'virtual shoebox,'" Kodak president Antonio Perez said. "It even has motion-blur and redden-eye features." The software takes a week to process 26 digital photos, and charges $9.95 per use.
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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:35 AM 
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It's real, right? Where can I get this software? I'm sure I need it. Hell, everybody needs it. Who wants pictures that don't age?
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