Saturday, November 01, 2008
From The Onion:
Burned Lower Half Of Mort's Face Revealed In 'Bazooka Joe' Stunner
"All this time—haven't you ever wondered what's beneath Bazooka's eyepatch?" Paluschi continued. "Well, I'll tell you. It's nothing. Nothing at all—just an empty, gaping mass of pus and scar tissue. A gaping hole, one as dark and bare and devoid of all hope as the future we face."
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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:45 AM 
