Saturday, April 12, 2008
From The Onion:
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Beer Production Threatened By Climate Change
According to New Zealand climatologist Jim Salinger, climate change may result in reduced malted barley, which would limit beer production. What do you think?
Heidi Marsico,
Systems Analyst
"Very clever, ‘Dr. Salinger,’ or should I say, Al Gore!"
Hans Weinburger,
Secretary
"Could this limit the ability of my neighbor to brew his own beer, discuss brewing his own beer, boast about his talent for brewing beer, and browbeat his neighbors into trying his beer? Because in that case this could be a good thing."
Tom Fellows,
File Clerk
"Doesn't affect me. I was born a butterscotch-schnapps man, and I'll die a butterscotch-schnapps man."
"Blind Orange" Julius,
Blog Idiot
"I didn't know my neighbor's name was Hans."
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Labels: Stuff From The Onion
# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 3:06 PM 
