Tuesday, September 11, 2007

 

Bin Laden Called 'Virtually Impotent'

From The Onion:

President Bush's Homeland Security adviser Frances Townsend referred to the figurehead of Al-Qaeda as "virtually impotent." What do you think?

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Byron Rauch,
Launderer
"Ouch. That's gotta hurt much more than actually being captured."

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Misty Weigl,
Videographer
"Not the worst thing in the world. She could have said he was afraid of commitment."

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Chuck Beato,
Sidewalk Installer
"That's what she said! Oh wait, we're talking about the most dangerous terrorist in the history of the world."


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"Blind Orange" Julius,
Idiot Blogger
"Oh yeah? Well, you should hear some of the stuff he told me about her!"
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BOJ

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