Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Bin Laden Called 'Virtually Impotent'
From The Onion:
BOJ
President Bush's Homeland Security adviser Frances Townsend referred to the figurehead of Al-Qaeda as "virtually impotent." What do you think?.
Byron Rauch,
Launderer
"Ouch. That's gotta hurt much more than actually being captured."
Misty Weigl,
Videographer
"Not the worst thing in the world. She could have said he was afraid of commitment."
Chuck Beato,
Sidewalk Installer
"That's what she said! Oh wait, we're talking about the most dangerous terrorist in the history of the world."
"Blind Orange" Julius,
Idiot Blogger
"Oh yeah? Well, you should hear some of the stuff he told me about her!"
BOJ
Labels: Stuff From The Onion
# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 2:28 PM 
