Saturday, March 31, 2007
Burger King Going Cageless
From The Onion:
More hard-hitting journalistic dynamite from The Onion!
BOJ
Priya Shenoy,
Produce Manager
"As a regular Burger King patron, I don't think I could make it any more clear that I don't give a flying fuck what I put into my body."
Derrick Braswell,
Customer Support Operator
"But the cages were what pushed all the flavor tight into the animals."
Pete DuMont,
Systems Analyst
"Now all that's left for them to do is to stop buying from farms that feed their livestock Burger King."
More hard-hitting journalistic dynamite from The Onion!
BOJ
Labels: Stuff From The Onion
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