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I could bitch and moan about how not a fucking thing has gone right for me since midnight, after all, that's what the MBW is all about. But it'd be unproductive and, besides, my right hand (the same one mentioned in song...) is giving me a little trouble today, so typig about every little fucking thing that's gone wrong today would not only be futile, but also painful.

So, instead, I'll post my most recent song. In my defense, and in an attempt to make a tenuous link to the MBW, I'll point out that this song came from a very bitchy place. And I bitch in it. And through my bitching I reaize what a selfish asshole I can be. See, bitching can be good for the soul. I probably shouldn't exhibit my self-discovery for the whole world to see, but that's the way I do things.

So here's the words, sing along if you like. Want the guitar chords? G, C, D and A minor. I wrote it, so you should be able to figure it out.....

I'M A GREAT GUY

You can't deny that there's a spark......
When we're kissing in the dark......
'Less I've completely missed the mark......
I don't want to hear you say
That I'm a great guy...but...

I'll help with groceries from the store
'Cuz I'm a great guy
I'll hold your hand and nothing more
'Cuz I'm a great guy
I'll even walk you to your door
'Cuz I'm a great guy
I'll be just what you want me to
'Cuz I'm a great guy

I'll hold you up when you are weak
'Cuz I'm a great guy
I'll be your voice when you are meek
'Cuz I'm a great guy
Won't even call you once this week
'Cuz I'm a great guy
I'll give you all the space you need
'Cuz I'm a great guy

Chorus One
Things are complicated
And your life is in a mess
I'll keep my distance
Try not to cause you too much stress
No guarentees
But I promise that I'll try
And you know the reason why
'Cuz I'm a great guy

Harmonca Break

Chorus Two
If I'm a great guy
Then why aren't you with me
We'd be so happy
Anyone could see
I think about us
And it almost makes me cry
Remember you're the one who said
I'm a great guy

Chorus Three
If I'm a great guy
Then why do I get so mad
I act so awful
Say things I wish I never had
I've got my limits
No matter how hard I try
And I know the reason why
I'm not such a great guy - but I try

I'll hold you up when you are weak
I'll be your voice when you are meek
Whenever things are looking bleak
I'll remember
That you still think I'm a great guy

BOJ