Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Iraqi Leaders Call For Moment Of Violence During Ramadan
Leaders from some of Iraq's many warring
factions called for a unified moment of violence
to mark the blessed month of Ramadan.
"All of us fighting for control of this land, whether Baathists, Sunni militants, al-Qaeda sympathizers, al-Sadrites, or just plain street criminals, have one thing in common," read a statement released Monday by the ad-hoc group. "We all share a deep abiding commitment to the indiscriminate use of murder, mayhem, and massacre as a means of achieving our various ends."
"Therefore," the statement continued, "this Ramadan, we shall take time to see past the things that separate us, and celebrate, together, a moment of horrifying brutality for the citizens of Iraq."
It's The Onion. I'm not kidding, you should be reading it instead of this.
BOJ
Labels: Stuff From The Onion
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