Thursday, October 26, 2006

 

Ben Roethlisberger Relieved To Suffer Football-Related Injury

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The Onion Sports Page kicks ass! I love mean-spirited humor, I love sports. Put them together, and it's always a winning combination. The Onion itself is pure Journalistic dynamite, The Onion Sports Page is just about the funniest thing you'll find on the web. I mean, you've got this really cool Sports Infographic, and then cool stories like this one:

ATLANTA—Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger, who survived life-threatening injuries as a result of a motorcycle accident during the pre-season and endured an emergency appendectomy in early October, was relieved Sunday to suffer a serious traumatic injury during the course of a football game. "I think things are definitely starting to get back to norb... to nurm... to normal," said a barely conscious Roethlisberger, who suffered a concussion as a result of a helmet-to-helmet collision during the third quarter of Pittsburgh's game against the Atlanta Falcons. "It was nice to be on the sidelines, in pain, and in full uniform all at the same time, for once." Roethlisberger added that his experiences off the football field have taught him a valuable lesson, and had he not been wearing a regulation helmet during Sunday's game, he could be dead right now.


It's The Onion Sports Page and it's really cool! Read it!

BOJ

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