Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Similarly......
Read The Onion!!! I'm not kidding!!! You'll find more great stuff like this there.
BOJ
Crocodile Hunter Dead At 44
Steve Irwin, star of Discovery Channel’s The Crocodile Hunter, was killed by a stingray while filming in Australia. What do you think?
Mike Sanders,
Janitor
"Shocking! Who knew a single stingray could take down a cable channel 10 times its size?"
Janelle Silvers,
Media Analyst
"Man, talk about stinging the heart that pumps the blood to the hand that feeds you."
Thomas Wright,
Bike Repairperson
"Called it! Four years ago, I saw him handle a black mamba, and I turned to my wife and said, 'I bet he's going to die one day,' and sure enough, he died."
BOJ
Labels: Stuff From The Onion
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