Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Report: Majority Of Americans Unprepared For Apocalypse
We're doomed! Doomed I tell ya!
The study examined nearly 1,200 doomsday scenarios and detailed the most glaring gaps in average Americans' ability to survive them. One of the few survival measures that fulfills the Institute's recommendations for most catastrophes—natural, manmade, or spiritual—is a mile-deep, lead-lined subterranean vault built to shield a pre-selected breeding group of humans until they can safely return to the planet's surface. However, only two American citizens, both in Idaho, were found to have begun even the most cursory planning stages of this kind of race-preserving chamber.
Hard-hitting stuff. I implore you, for the sake of yourself and those that you love, prepare. The best way to start your preparations is to read The Onion.
BOJ
Labels: Stuff From The Onion
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