Thursday, May 11, 2006

Sadly, no.
For topical use only. Discontinue use if side effects, indluding rash and blindness persist for more than 24 hours.
BOJ
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It looks cool, chicks dig it and I ain't going to be a part of the Man's Conformity Factory, but I contend that the goatee came about due to laziness. I hate shaving that part of my face and I cut the crap out of myself everytime I do it. So I guess that would be my "valid reason."
I probably just had the "soul patch" when I met you, but since 1993 I've had a goatee most of the time. The divorce was final, my girlfriend dumped me and I hadn't shaved in a week. I had been drinking and I looked at myself in the mirror and I could see a goatee. I immediatel got off of the couch and shaved. I didn't even cut myself that I remember.
Since I've been 'goateed' for the better part of the past decade, I find it ironic that the one time millions of people saw me at one time, I had shaved down to the 'soul patch.' I feel like I'm trying to disguise my identity for not knowing what year Chernobyl was......
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I probably just had the "soul patch" when I met you, but since 1993 I've had a goatee most of the time. The divorce was final, my girlfriend dumped me and I hadn't shaved in a week. I had been drinking and I looked at myself in the mirror and I could see a goatee. I immediatel got off of the couch and shaved. I didn't even cut myself that I remember.
Since I've been 'goateed' for the better part of the past decade, I find it ironic that the one time millions of people saw me at one time, I had shaved down to the 'soul patch.' I feel like I'm trying to disguise my identity for not knowing what year Chernobyl was......
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