Thursday, May 11, 2006

 
goatgraph
As usual, charts and graphs presented on The Globex Corporation Newsletter are not substatiated by any polling data or scientific fact. They do contain pretty colors though, and in the end, isn't that what really matters?

Sadly, no.

For topical use only. Discontinue use if side effects, indluding rash and blindness persist for more than 24 hours.

BOJ

Comments:
What's your valid reason? or do you fall into the 5% of non-validity?

I like the pretty colors!
 
It looks cool, chicks dig it and I ain't going to be a part of the Man's Conformity Factory, but I contend that the goatee came about due to laziness. I hate shaving that part of my face and I cut the crap out of myself everytime I do it. So I guess that would be my "valid reason."

I probably just had the "soul patch" when I met you, but since 1993 I've had a goatee most of the time. The divorce was final, my girlfriend dumped me and I hadn't shaved in a week. I had been drinking and I looked at myself in the mirror and I could see a goatee. I immediatel got off of the couch and shaved. I didn't even cut myself that I remember.

Since I've been 'goateed' for the better part of the past decade, I find it ironic that the one time millions of people saw me at one time, I had shaved down to the 'soul patch.' I feel like I'm trying to disguise my identity for not knowing what year Chernobyl was......
 
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