Thursday, May 04, 2006
Another Gem from The Onion
Mike, I am NOT responsible for this photo.....
So the following is an excerpt from an Onion article:
Wig-Wearing Mike Tyson Retires From Foxy-Boxing
"It's time," said Tyson, still unstable on his four-inch stiletto heels after the hard uppercut from Gilchrist that knocked off not only his trademark tiara, but also both of his gold hoop earrings. "I think I should hang it up now while I still have my health, my looks, and a very, very tiny shred of self-respect."
Too late, Mike.
In all seriousness, Mike Tyson is the greatest heavywight boxer I ever saw. He wasn't just a one trick pony with awesome power, he was a great defensive fighter and as technically proficient of a fighter as I've ever seen. All of the outrageeous things that he was involved in completely overshadowed what a great fighter he was. Too bad he'll likely go down in history as a freakshow.
Freakshows sell tickets, though, and as broke as he is, I'm sure we'll be able to see him wrestle bears or get shot out of a cannon on Pay-per-View in the near future.
BOJ
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The pink outfit is actually quite flattering but going blonde just isn't him. Maybe he needs to consult with one of those daytime Emmy winning hairstylists.
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