Friday, March 10, 2006
Barry Bonds Does Steroids
In the name of all that is holy,
check out The Onion!!!
According to hundreds of thousands of reports coming out of every city in the U.S., Bonds' steroid use has been widely reported and well-documented for years, with sports columnists, bloggers, people attending baseball games, memorabilia collectors, major ballpark popcorn and peanut vendors, groundskeepers, roommates, significant others, fathers-in-law, next-door neighbors, fellow fitness club members, bartenders, mailmen, coworkers, teachers, doormen, parking-lot attendants, fellow elevator passengers, Home Depot clerks, servicemen and women serving in Iraq, former baseball players, Congressmen, second-tier stand-up comics, Sports Illustrated's Rick Reilly, and random passersby all having stated at some point in the last five years that Bonds was obviously taking some sort of performance-enhancing drugs.
Well, that about settles it. Still I think Barry Bonds should be allowed in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
And he should get the senior citizen discount after his sixty-fifth birthday just like the rest of us.
BOJ
Labels: Stuff From The Onion
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