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So I'm logging onto the computer at work to enroll in my benefits, insurance and the like. We have a self-service type of thing which, considering what absolute screw-ups HR is here, I prefer greatly. Our log in for that program is different than the dozens of other log ins I deal with on a daily basis. I was instructed to use the first four letters of my last name combined with the first three of my first name.

JUNGDOU!
I have no idea what JUNGDOU! is, but it seems pretty cool to me. I haven't decided whether JUNGDOU! is a city in China or a rarely practice martial art, all I know is that somehow, I long to be involved in the magic that is JUNGDOU! On the other hand, JUNGDOU! may be a Pokemon charachter in which case I'd have to rethink my new-found blind devotion to all that is JUNGDOU! No way, JUNGDOU! is way too cool to be something so lame. At least I imagine it to be way too cool to be something so lame. Maybe it's a Taiwanese malt liquor. Maybe it's that stuff I had at the Chinese buffet today. Maybe it's a little known warlord from the T'ang dynasty. It's gotta be cool. I'm inexplicably drawn to all that is JUNGDOU! I guess if this whole BOJ thing doesn't work out I've got a new nom-de-blog

JUNGDOU!