Friday, October 14, 2005
ACLU Goes to Hell
The truth is out. All of my good
ideas come from The Onion
The disproportionate number of drug offenders in Hell is a result of God's "get tough" drug policy of the 80s A.D., imposed after Roman emperor Domitian Flavius introduced opium to his people. God's detractors say His reactionary "one sin and you're out" rule places too harsh a penalty on venial drug users.
Good to know that someone is out there fighting for the little guy....
BOJ
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# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 6:45 AM 
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There's something about that graph that is troubling. I just don't get it. Maybe I should go get....
# posted by 
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: 7:56 AM
Is caffeine considered a drug? What about chocolate, multivitamins, ibuprofin, Nyquil and sex? And don't forget antibiotics! You're actually committing murder (on a cellular level) when you take them. But then are you the responsible party? or is the pharmacist? What about the dr who wrote the prescription and the drug manufacturer!?!?!? Where's the accountability! I'm just going to get in line for the next available handbasket. What the hell.
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