Thursday, April 15, 2010
Things Women Have Actually Said to Me
(No, I'm Not Kidding)
"I don't mind if you annoy me." "I'll call you when I get my head out of my ass."
she never called, so we know where her head has been for the past 17 years
"YOU ARE AN ASS!"
actualy IM'd to me right before I had to leave for work
"Maybe you could pay for my sofa, then we could go upstairs"
My response? "I'll tell you what you can do, you can go fuck yourself."
"MY LIFE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT LIKE THIS!"
it would take hours to explain everything I was going throgh at that moment - but I'm really sorry that your job isn't everything you wanted it to be
"Well, I guess it's time for me to take 'the walk of shame.'" "Forty-four is my age, not my bust size."
but I got a good song out of it
which was the answer to my question "Are you still mad at me?"
"You're a great guy, but..."
who am I kidding, they've all said that
"I know you'll just write a mean song about me."
not if you'd derive any pleasure from it...