Thursday, April 29, 2010
Things I've Actually Said to Women
(No, I'm Not Kidding)
"You don't know my name, do you?" "I couldn't remember where you lived. "Whatever type are in my hands at the moment."
My answer to, "What kind of boobs do you like?"
"Because you were conveniently located."
My answer to the woman who lived in the basement of my building's question, "Why me?"
"Just thinking about how you're not worth all the trouble."
My answer to, "What are you doing?"
"I'm really not comfortable with someone liking me so much." "So, how big are those anyway?"
...all of these went over EXTREMELY well...