Thursday, April 29, 2010


Things I've Actually Said to Women
(No, I'm Not Kidding)

  • "You don't know my name, do you?"

  • "I couldn't remember where you lived.

  • "Whatever type are in my hands at the moment."
    My answer to, "What kind of boobs do you like?"

  • "Because you were conveniently located."
    My answer to the woman who lived in the basement of my building's question, "Why me?"

  • "Just thinking about how you're not worth all the trouble."
    My answer to, "What are you doing?"

  • "I'm really not comfortable with someone liking me so much."

  • "So, how big are those anyway?"

  • ...all of these went over EXTREMELY well...



    I'll bet they did!
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