Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Dr. Phil-ism Generator
"You can't put a/an [rodent/odd animal] in a/an [specific clothing] and take it to [event/location befitting the previously entered specific clothing]!!!
"You can't put a lab rat in an evening gown and take it to the Prom!!! "You can't put a kangaroo in a garter belt and take it to Niagra Falls for your Honeymoon!!! "You can't put a hedgehog in an army uniform and take it to Normandy Beach!!!
Maybe finish up with something like "It just don't work!!!" and effect a bad 'Dr. Phil' accent. Be sure to be much louder than nescesary.
Have fun with your own!