Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Favorite Muscians Who Would Have No Chance on American Idol
2003's "Has Been" was a GREAT album...
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Gonna lay it on the table
You better keep your business clean
Gonna lay it on the table
You better keep your business clean
Yes there won't be Harps and Angels coming for you
It'll be trombones, kettle drums
Pitchforks and tambourines
Randy Newman
"Harps and Angels"
Harps and Angels
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009
And when I awoke
I was aloneThis bird had flown
Words I don't know
The Beatles
"Norwegian Wood"
Rubber Soul
...as re-tasked by TSA who actually didn't know the words. When Mike and I would do this song, it was always a struggle not to sing TSA's lyric...
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009
From The Onion:
Obama Debuts Annoying Catchphrase
WASHINGTON—In an unexpected turn of events that even his most ardent supporters are calling extremely ill-advised, President Obama, known for his simple yet stirring slogan "Yes we can," debuted a new, extremely annoying catchphrase Monday during an address on proposed economic policy reform, saying, "It is time for America to move forward, not backward—and in conclusion, hot diggity ding dang!" The new catchphrase, White House officials announced, will replace the former slogan as the focal point of the president's public image effective immediately, and will be implemented in all appearances, official correspondence, and executive paperwork from now until at least mid-2012. Publicity materials featuring the wince-inducing phrase—and picturing Obama smiling wildly and giving a double thumbs-up to the camera—were distributed this week to thousands of media outlets. "We have no idea why he's chosen to do this," said former Obama supporter Kyle Hammersley. "It's unbelievably irritating." "Hot diggitty ding dang" was reportedly selected by Obama and his advisers from a final list of potential taglines that also included "Hanker down—soup's on!" "That's what the doctor told me!" and "Mama mia, where's-a mah pizza?!"
Labels: Stuff From The Onion
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
There's a little joke
I just made up
How many of me would it take to screw up your life?
One to settle down
One to turn you around
Now I'm sober in my yard
I would say you had to be there
Now I regret that you're still there
Ben Folds
"Super D"
Kalamazoo
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Tuesday, February 03, 2009
And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this hotel will be standing until I pay my bill
Warren Zevon
"Warren Zevon"
Desperadoes Under the Eaves
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