Monday, July 09, 2007
SMB
From Shawn Bitz's column in the Rapid City Weekly News:
I wasn't aware of the, thanks Shawn. And never to be missed:
BOJ
Playing music lately, I’ve noticed a significant decrease in bar fights. “Gee, why is that, Shawn?” you may be asking.
Well, brothers and sisters, folks are just too busy text messaging to scare up the time to brawl. I’ll be darned. Cell phones do provide a public service after all.
I wasn't aware of the, thanks Shawn. And never to be missed:
Signs we are circling the drain:
- Fox’s next “reality” series will be a show about people who previously starred in reality shows who are locked in a room to come up with ideas for new reality shows.
- The daughter of Tiger and Elin Woods, Sam Alexis, will join the Nike Board of Directors at age 4. Her crib has a wading pool, 24-hour room service, and real stuffed animals.
- Due to an outpour of complaints, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) will now be called compulsive-disorder obsessive (CDO), which is in alphabetical order.
BOJ
# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 1:14 PM 
