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From STNG News Service:

A former county hospital official today was sentenced to probation and ordered to undergo evaluation for sex addition after admitting he promised a job to a 21-year-old woman in exchange for sexual favors.

Felice Vanaria, 49, of Orland Park, pleaded guilty to one count each of bribery and official misconduct, Cook County state’s attorney’s office spokesman Andy Conklin said. Cook County Judge William Lacy sentenced him to 30 months felony probation and ordered he undergo evaluation for sex addiction.

Prosecutors alleged Vanaria abused his position as a medical education coordinator at Oak Forest Hospital between Jan. 25 to Feb. 21 by promising a job to a 21-year-old certified massage therapist in exchange for sexual favors.

First of all, I don't know what "sex addition" is and why a person would need evaluaton for a mathematical problem. Oh, they fixed it in the next paragraph.

OK, I get the whole evaluation for sex addiction thing for legal purposes, but let's be real, a 49 year old who wants to have sex with a 21 year old massage therapist doesn't necessarily have a problem. I'm not even that old yet and I'd really love to have sex with a 21 year old female anything.

Vanaria acted on his completely normal and reasonable urges. That's wrong. Jail time is in order. My guess is, though, that he's not sick, he doesn't need counseling, he needs to spend some time in a place where people may ask (well, maybe not ask, and probably not very nicely) for sexual favors from him.

But my favorite part of the story:

Eventually, the woman called the hospital’s human resources department and discovered no one had seen her applications and the hospital wasn’t even accepting applications.

The guy is a slime ball. I don't want him getting off because he has a "problem." Send him to jail.

BOJ