Globex Corporation Newsletter

Nicknames are so stupid, especially when you give them to yourself...

Almond Capital of the World — Sacramento, California, USA

Almond Capital of the World — Chico, California, USA

Apple Capital of the World — Wenatchee, Washington, USA

Apricot Capital of the World — Patterson, California, USA

Artichoke Center of the World — Castroville, California, USA

Avocado Capital of the World — Fallbrook, California, USA

Barbecue Capital of the World — Lexington, North Carolina, USA

Blueberry Capital of the World — Oxford Nova Scotia, Canada

Bluebird Capital of the World — Bickleton, Washington, USA

Broccoli Capital of the World — Greenfield, California, USA

Carrot Capital of the World — Ohakune, New Zealand

Celery Capital of the World — Arvada, Colorado, USA

Cherry Capital of the World — Traverse City, Michigan, USA

The Collar City — Troy, New York, USA

Cowboy Capital of the World — Oakdale, California, USA

Curtain Rod Capital of the World — Sturgis, Michigan, USA

Date Capital of the World — Indio, California, USA

Diamond Capital of the World — Antwerp, Belgium

Drunk Driving Capital of the World — Gallup, New Mexico, USA

Extreme Sports Capital of the World — Queenstown, New Zealand

The Flour City (formerly) — Rochester, New York, USA

Flower Capital of the World — Aalsmeer, the Netherlands

The Flower City (currently) — Rochester, New York, USA

The Garden City — Newton, Massachusetts, USA

Garlic Capital of the World — Gilroy, California, USA

Entertainment Capital of the World — Las Vegas, Nevada, USA

Grape Capital of the World — Lodi, California, USA

Gumboot Capital of the World — Taihape, New Zealand

Hay Capital of the World — Gayville, South Dakota, USA

Hay Capital of the Universe — Meckling, South Dakota, USA

Hog Butcher to the World — Chicago, Illinois, USA

Horseradish Capital of the World — Tulelake, California, USA

Hubcap Capital of the World — Pearsonville, California, USA

Indoor Foliage Capital of the World — Apopka, Florida, USA

Jackalope Capital of the World — Douglas, Wyoming, USA

Iris Capital of the World — Keizer, Oregon, USA

Kiwifruit Capital of the world — Te Puke, New Zealand

Lake Trout Capital of the World — Geneva, New York, USA

Loader/Backhoe Capital of the World — Burlington, Iowa, USA

Logging Capital of the World — Forks, Washington, USA

Mule Capital of the World — Columbia, Tennessee, USA

News Capital of the World — Washington D.C., USA

Oil Pipeline Crossroads of the World — Cushing, Oklahoma, USA

Oil Capital of the World — Houston, Texas

Pear Capital of the World — Kelseyville, California

Pizza Capital of the World — Naples, Italy

Pottery Capital of the World — Marshall, Texas

Raisin Capital of the World — Selma, California, USA

Raisin Capital of the World - Fresno, California, USA

Rodeo Capital of the World — Cody, Wyoming, USA

Rose Capital of the World — Tyler, Texas, USA

Scuba diving Capital of New Mexico — Santa Rosa, New Mexico, USA

Silver Capital of the World — Taxco, Mexico

Slaughterhouse to the World — Chicago, Illinois, USA

Snowmobile Capital of Colorado — Granby, Colorado, USA

Speck Capital of the World — Bolzano, Italy

Steel Capital of the World — Sheffield, Yorkshire, England

Strawberry Capital of the World — Oxnard, California, USA

Stove Capital of the World — Cleveland, Tennessee,

Streaking Capital of the World — Knoxville, Tennessee, USA

Submarine Capital of the World — Groton, Connecticut, USA

Taconite Capital of the World — Mountain Iron, Minnesota, USA

Television Capital of the World — Tijuana, Mexico

Windsurfing Capital of the World — Hood River, Oregon, USA

Wine Capital of the World — Bordeaux, France

Winter Strawberry Capital of the World — Plant City, Florida, USA

Good thing there's no disagreement on any of these...

BOJ

Labels: Pointless Shit