Sunday, April 01, 2007
NCAA Tournament Picks
The Big Game
We're down to the end folks, the big game. This is it, this is why mascots would be pitted against each other in a battle to the death if they were real. This is what it's all about.
Florida Gators vs. Ohio State Buckeyes - Though they've proven a tough nut to crack (damn, I am a comedy genius!), Ohio St. is still the nut of an undistinguished tree. A gator is ferocious, a natural born, cold blooded (literally) killer. Gators have eaten assorted animals in this tournament. A nut is defenseless. It has no chance. And, to mix metaphors, this one will end like the NCAA National Championship Football game. Ted Ginn Jr. may return the opening kickoff for a touchdown, but Florida will be victorious in the end.
First Round Results: 18-14
Second Round Results: 9-7
Third Round Results: 6-2
Fourth Round Results: 2-2
National Semifinal Results: 1-1
Overall: 36-26
There ain't no more to say.
BOJ
# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 2:40 AM 
