Sunday, January 14, 2007
Just Trying to Help...
But then I started thinking, are we really married to "Dive to 65?" Don't get me wrong, it's a fine motivational slogan, but being as last year was "Strive for 85," I started thinking that corporate isn't very inventive. I can come up with more creative slogans with the same general goal. So I came up with these:
Perhaps a little more de-motivational would be:
The one I really hope we go with is:
...doing my part,
are you doing yours?
That's right, baby, you do your fake part, I'll dp my fake part, and everything will be fine.....
...you do your fake part, I'll do my fake part...
It should have been:
...you do MY fake part, I'll do YOUR fake part...
Sorry for any misunderstanding this may have caused.
And since you were wondering, yes, I'm into all kinds of things. Not necessarily that kind of thing, but many kinds of things.
As your fake girlfriend, am I required to "fake it", as it were? Because in the usual course of things I don't fake it, it's all real. Guess I'm not sure where we need to draw the line here. We may actually be creating appropriate fake relationship protocol as we go, and I think we should get it right as well as document the parameters properly.