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Maybe the fairest relationship song ever, from "Icepick" James Harman (no killer harp solo, though):

If the Shoe Fits (Wear It)

Hey there honey
Had to come by once more
You see I'm bringin' back these shoes
You left behind the door
You say they ain't yours
But I know I seen you in 'em before

If I made a mistake
I'll be the first to admit
Just slip 'em on
Wiggle your toes a bit
Might not look like much
But I bet they're a perfect fit

CHORUS
Said if the shoe fits, wear it
Said if the shoe fits, wear it
Them ain't glass slippers
And baby you ain't Snow White
Hope you find your Prince Charming
Some sweet night

Well, fallin' in love
Is a dangerous thing to do
When you're walkin' downstairs in the dark
Wearin' two left shoes
When you get to the bottom
You're liable to get a little bit bruised

It's too bad we
Parted company
Guess I'm not the man
For the woman you turned out to be
Well I guess you got some real sweet things
To say about me

CHORUS

It's too bad we
Parted company
Guess I'm not the man
For the woman you turned out to be
Well I guess you got some real sweet things
To say about me

ALTERNATE CHORUS
Well if the shoe fits, I'll wear it
Well if the shoe fits, I'll wear it
And I'll grin and bear it
Even if it fits too tight
Guess I'm goin' for a walk
'Cause I'm stretchin' out these shoes tonight

From the equally fairly entitled album Two Sides to Every Story.

BOJ