Thursday, November 16, 2006
Pointless Shit
The Graphic Edition
It has absolutely no point, it's poorly, even "shitily" done. If this doesn't qualify as Pointless Shit, I don't know what does.
When I found the People cover I originally planned to put myself on the cover, you know, that photo I took after I broke my nose on the 4th, but then I found the picture of the creepy Burger King Guy, and, well, the graphic pretty much made itself.....
BOJ
# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:32 AM 
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The Burger King guy's beard is actually quite shiny...and pointy as well. So, I'm sorry to inform you that your Pointless Shit Thursday installment does indeed, and literally, have a point.
And it's s-h-i-t-t-i-l-y.
Congratulations on the size of your brain. I don't remember which test I took. So you either beat me by 2 points or I beat you by 4 points. I still don't qualify for Mensa.
And proportionate is aesthetically pleasing to the eye. If I have to explain the fun in that, well, you need to use the other half of your brain.
And it's s-h-i-t-t-i-l-y.
Congratulations on the size of your brain. I don't remember which test I took. So you either beat me by 2 points or I beat you by 4 points. I still don't qualify for Mensa.
And proportionate is aesthetically pleasing to the eye. If I have to explain the fun in that, well, you need to use the other half of your brain.
# posted by 
: 7:06 PM
: 7:06 PM
I didn't run "Shittily" through my spell check. I'm not sure I've ever used it on the blog, though I was reading an old post the other day and I used the TSA term, "Shitty Goodness," so I should have put it all together and spelled it correctly.
I got into Mensa and was pretty impressed until I realized that the city of Sioux Falls (where I was living at the time, though I took the test in Brookings) had about 2,000 people who, statistics tell us, should have qualified for admission. My membership card did get a young lady to take special notice of me one evening though. No I didn't flash it, she saw it in my wallet. Actually that evolves into a really funny story that decorum prevents me from telling, though it may work its way into a song I'm writing called One Woman Man....
Oh, I'm not a one woman man
One woman's never been part of my plan
One woman man, well you think that'd be tough
But I'll be back to zero soon enough
I'm going to leave any discussions of proportion alone for the moment.
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I got into Mensa and was pretty impressed until I realized that the city of Sioux Falls (where I was living at the time, though I took the test in Brookings) had about 2,000 people who, statistics tell us, should have qualified for admission. My membership card did get a young lady to take special notice of me one evening though. No I didn't flash it, she saw it in my wallet. Actually that evolves into a really funny story that decorum prevents me from telling, though it may work its way into a song I'm writing called One Woman Man....
Oh, I'm not a one woman man
One woman's never been part of my plan
One woman man, well you think that'd be tough
But I'll be back to zero soon enough
I'm going to leave any discussions of proportion alone for the moment.
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