Monday, September 18, 2006
The Politics of DHMO
Many have argued for a flat tax as opposed to the current income tax system. Whether you think adopting a flat tax would be a good idea or not is irrelevant to my arguement. The truth is that there will never be a flat tax in this country, not because it might be a good idea, but because it is useful to have the bureaucracy in place that handles the income tax system.
Imagine for a moment that a flat tax was enacted. Overnight millions of goverenment workers, tax attorney, accountants and the like would be out of work. Simply put, the tax bureaucracy employs too many people, lines too many pockets for our government to do away with it.
It's the same with DHMO. Government agencies are charged with researching DHMO for industrial,agricultural and military applications. They make sure that there is an ample supply of DHMO, that the DHMO have access to is clean enough for so called "safe" consumption.
Take the following map, for example.
The darker areas show the supposed low levels of naturally occuring surface DHMO. The most interesting thing about this map, to me anyway, is at the very top. It's the date. This map was prepared yesterday and I found it on the web today. It was prepared by a government agency, the USGS. A government agency prepares and publishes work ON A SUNDAY?!?!? When is the last time you saw a government agency do ANYTHING of importance on a weekend?
The DHMO bureaucracy has entrenched itself into our government even deeper than the IRS. Can you file your taxes on a Sunday? Can you find out about DHMO availability on a Sunday. The DHMO beast is threatening to overtake our government, they find DHMO even more important than revenue.
DHMO has proven deadly. Thousand die every year as a direct result of exposure to DHMO. Yet our government has created a bureaucracy to ensure we have "enough" DHMO instead of working to get rid of DHMO. A bureaucracy that is now too deeply entrenced in our governement to ever hope to get rid of it.
That means it's up to us. Good citizens need to rise up. Do your part. Boycott DHMO whenever possible. Support those working so hard to protect us from this global scourge, like the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division and The Globex Corporation. Buy a transcript of this blog. My pledge to you, ALL monies earned through transcript sales will be used to fight DHMO in our country and around the world.
I get so angry when I think about this. I need to relax and take a shower.
BOJ
Imagine for a moment that a flat tax was enacted. Overnight millions of goverenment workers, tax attorney, accountants and the like would be out of work. Simply put, the tax bureaucracy employs too many people, lines too many pockets for our government to do away with it.
It's the same with DHMO. Government agencies are charged with researching DHMO for industrial,agricultural and military applications. They make sure that there is an ample supply of DHMO, that the DHMO have access to is clean enough for so called "safe" consumption.
Take the following map, for example.
The darker areas show the supposed low levels of naturally occuring surface DHMO. The most interesting thing about this map, to me anyway, is at the very top. It's the date. This map was prepared yesterday and I found it on the web today. It was prepared by a government agency, the USGS. A government agency prepares and publishes work ON A SUNDAY?!?!? When is the last time you saw a government agency do ANYTHING of importance on a weekend?
The DHMO bureaucracy has entrenched itself into our government even deeper than the IRS. Can you file your taxes on a Sunday? Can you find out about DHMO availability on a Sunday. The DHMO beast is threatening to overtake our government, they find DHMO even more important than revenue.
DHMO has proven deadly. Thousand die every year as a direct result of exposure to DHMO. Yet our government has created a bureaucracy to ensure we have "enough" DHMO instead of working to get rid of DHMO. A bureaucracy that is now too deeply entrenced in our governement to ever hope to get rid of it.
That means it's up to us. Good citizens need to rise up. Do your part. Boycott DHMO whenever possible. Support those working so hard to protect us from this global scourge, like the Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division and The Globex Corporation. Buy a transcript of this blog. My pledge to you, ALL monies earned through transcript sales will be used to fight DHMO in our country and around the world.
I get so angry when I think about this. I need to relax and take a shower.
BOJ
# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 9:53 AM 
