Monday, September 11, 2006
DHMO on a Plane
Suspicious Liquids and
the Department of Homeland Security
If it's not clear by now how dangerous DHMO is to the general health and welfare of our great nation, well, then I haven't been doing my job. Yeah, I know, I haven't made a DHMO post since 8/21, so maybe I have dropped the ball. The Globex Corporation hereby pledges to continue its fight against coroprations and government agencies that ignore this terrible health risk to our great nation.
Kudos are in order, however, for the Department of Homeland Security. They have banned DHMO on all flights. Do not think the Homeland Security is looking out for your health concerns, though. The following is from WSOC-TV in Charlotte, North Carolina. Special thanks to Vern at Broken Machines for bringing this to my attention:
DHMO is banned from flights, not because the Department of Homeland Security is concerned about your health, but because DHMO, or substances that may be mistaken for DHMO, can be used in the manufacture of explosives.
While they seem to have missed the point, a government agency is paying some attention to our National DHMO scourge. I applaud the DHS for being the first governement agency to, in any way, ban or restrict usage of this dangerous chemical compound.
Department of Homeland Security down, Deprtment of Agriculture to go.
The Globex Corporation will not rest until our great nation is DHMO free. We will fight to our last breath, yelling in the streets until are throats are parched. This country deserves nothing less.
Join the fight.
BOJ
Kudos are in order, however, for the Department of Homeland Security. They have banned DHMO on all flights. Do not think the Homeland Security is looking out for your health concerns, though. The following is from WSOC-TV in Charlotte, North Carolina. Special thanks to Vern at Broken Machines for bringing this to my attention:
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. -- Air passengers from Charlotte to Little Rock, Arkansas, had to hurry off their plane Friday after someone found a suspicious liquid on board.
The flight landed at Little Rock as scheduled Friday afternoon. But about seven miles before it landed, a crew member reported two passengers with two bottles of liquid. Police, firefighters and the bomb squad were called in, but the liquid turned out to be DHMO.
Italics added by The Globex Corporation for emphasis
DHMO is banned from flights, not because the Department of Homeland Security is concerned about your health, but because DHMO, or substances that may be mistaken for DHMO, can be used in the manufacture of explosives.
While they seem to have missed the point, a government agency is paying some attention to our National DHMO scourge. I applaud the DHS for being the first governement agency to, in any way, ban or restrict usage of this dangerous chemical compound.
Department of Homeland Security down, Deprtment of Agriculture to go.
The Globex Corporation will not rest until our great nation is DHMO free. We will fight to our last breath, yelling in the streets until are throats are parched. This country deserves nothing less.
Join the fight.
BOJ
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