Monday, September 25, 2006
Completely Fake Gambling Results
For a compulsive fake gambler who wasn't too enthused about his crappy fake gambling picks, I'm pretty happy with the way things turned out. For the season, I'm looking pretty damn smart. Never fear, I'm sure I'll screw it up somewhere down the line, my general mornic nature will undoubtedly catch up with me
This weeks results
Cincinnati (+1.5) 28 at Pittsburgh 20 (MGM/Mirage line) +$100
Baltimore 15 at Cleveland 14 (29 points) OVER (33) -$100
Atlanta 3 at New Orleans 23 (+3.5) +$100
Week 3 Against the Spread: 2-0
Week 3 Over/Unders: 0-1
Season Against the Spread: 6-2
Season Over/Unders: 1-1
Balance for Week 3: +$100
Total Amount Remaining: +$1600
I hope somebody is actually betting my picks. That's what I'm doing wrong, of course, I'm not betting any actual money. Rest assured, that if I actually wagered any of the money I do have on any of these games that I'd be horribly in the hole.
Remember, this is not a gambling site, but if you call today I'll give you my five-star NFL lock of the year, or you can get that pick free just by purchasing one transcript of this blog. Offer void in states where sports wagering is prohibited by law.
BOJ
This weeks results
Week 3 Against the Spread: 2-0
Week 3 Over/Unders: 0-1
Season Against the Spread: 6-2
Season Over/Unders: 1-1
Balance for Week 3: +$100
Total Amount Remaining: +$1600
I hope somebody is actually betting my picks. That's what I'm doing wrong, of course, I'm not betting any actual money. Rest assured, that if I actually wagered any of the money I do have on any of these games that I'd be horribly in the hole.
Remember, this is not a gambling site, but if you call today I'll give you my five-star NFL lock of the year, or you can get that pick free just by purchasing one transcript of this blog. Offer void in states where sports wagering is prohibited by law.
BOJ
# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:31 PM 
