Tuesday, May 02, 2006
This One's from "The Paper"
I probably need to improve the quality of the sites I visit.....
If it weren't for "The Paper", I'd know far less about Bat Boy and the aliens that seceretly control our government. No, "The Paper" is a goldmine of the knowledge I need to live my everyday life.
And this is a great example:
The secret to achieving sexual gratification through paper -- as with a lover -- is to handle it slowly, building the tension and then pressing down firmly to take control."
Origasmi is becoming so popular with young Japanese women that government officials are worried about a population fall-off.
"Young Japanese women are bored with Japanese guys who spend all their time working, playing video games or entertaining clients in karaoke bars," said a member of Japan's Ministry of Social Trends, who insisted upon anonymity.
"Now they're taking matters into their own hands."
I'm not sure if I really believe that Japanese women are turning to erotic paper folding for sexual gratification, but I completely accept that Japan has a Ministry of Social Trends. I also completely buy that Japanese men are too busy with Karaoke to engage in sexual congress. C'mon! It's addictive and if you spend one night at a bar where Karaoke is being practiced it's obvious to see that this activity will cause the downfall of society.
Like with anything I read, I take what I want and just leave the rest. Sort of like a literary salad bar.
BOJ
# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 10:34 AM 
