Globex Corporation Newsletter

Buy a woman one bra and garter belt set and Victoria's Secret won't leave you alone. As you know, I moved to Cheyenne, Wyoming from the RC about 4 months ago. I had moved to the RC from Long Beach, California primarily because I'd be closer to 5-55 who lived in the RC who I met over Christmas while visiting family. While living in Long Beach, I went to visit 5-55 and thought it might be nice if I bought her a little something for playtime. OK, it was really a gift for me, but she seemed to enjoy when I bought that kind of stuff for her nearly as much as I did.

The easiest way to buy her sexy little items was through Victoria's Secret's website. So I got their catalogue in the mail monthly as well. I moved to the RC to be with 5-55, something happend the first day I was in town (I've often called it a "fight" but that isn't really true - it was really just something, that I still don't understand, that made her not want to sleep with me anymore). So no girlfriend anymore. A few months later, I got a Victoria's Secret catalogue in the mail. I'll admit it, I like looking at the Victoria's Secret catalogue and I'm not complaining that it comes to my home monthly. But this thing follwed me from California to South Dakota, and this past week it found me in Wyoming.

When I moved to Cheyenne I went down to Cheyenne Light Fuel and Power to get the billing transfered to me. I was asked who my previous power company was and was informed that unless I got a letter from my previous power company stating that I was a good customer, that my account was up to date and paid promptly that I would have to pay a deposit. I really wasn't in the mood for any more hassle at that point (the Echostar hiring process was enough pointless hassle for a lifetime), so I agreed to pay a deposit. It would be $300 spread out over 3 months and would appear on my bill.

When my first bill arrived it looked kind of familiar. It looked a lot like the bill I used to receive from Black Hills Power and Light. Upon further inspection I found out that Cheyenne Light Fuel and Power and Black Hills Power and Light were both owned by Black Hills Corporation. I was asked to get a letter from my previous power company when my new power company and my previous one are part of the same corporation. I was expected to use my time to prove that I was a good customer when with a click of a mouse I'm certain that this information could have been obtained by Cheyenne Light Fuel and Power.

And Black Hills Power and Light knew I was in Cheyenne. I provided them with a forwarding address. They even sent me one more bill even though I had the power disconnected and was not liable for another bill.

Yet Victoria's Secret can find me accross three states and two time zones. Victoria's Secret reminds me monthly that I no longer have a girlfriend. In their defense, they do provide me a catalogue full of women to look at every month. If I don't have a girlfriend at least I've got hot chicks to look at. In lingerie. OK, I guess this isn't so bad.

Black Hills Corporation is staffed by complete fucking morons, though.

BOJ