Globex Corporation Newsletter

On September 11th, 2006, convicted felon Kenneth Lay will most likely be sentenced to spend the rest of his life in jail. Convicted of six Federal counts of conspiracy and fraud, the former Enron CEO must now surrender his passport and post a 5 million dollar cash bond. As Kenny-Boy claims he is broke, his children will be forced to risk their own homes to keep their father a free man until September.

HOW DARE WE!!!!!

Kenneth Lay is a human piece of shit who lined his pockets with what should have been corporate profits, but how can this nation, in good conscience, allow Lay's children to be forced to risk their homes on their father's behalf? It's not like his actions put any innocent people at financial risk.... Wait a second, they did. Thousands of Enron employees had their retirment funds plundered by this heartless animal. Not only former employees are at risk, but those employees' families. The employees and families of all of the businesses that those employees frequented, the employees and families of companies that did legal or illegal business with Enron are at risk.

Kenneth Lay is broke. I wonder how many of the homes he bought during his pilfering days are still owned by Lay. Kenneth Lay showed up for court today in a suit of clothes that would more than likely cost enough to pay my expenses for three or four months. Since he's been in court for a number of months now, you know he had more than one. Need $5,000,000? Have a fucking garage sale, bitch. I'm sure all of the shit that you bought with money you stole from the employees of Enron could raise a tidy sum. Putting the homes of your children at risk instead? You are a miserable piece of shit.

And prison? What kind of prison do you think Kenny Lay will be going to? I suggest that the government keep tabs on every former Enron, check to see how they're doing financially, if they're out of work or broke or living on the fucking street. If one of them would be better off in the country club lockup that Lay will be attending then Kenny-Boy should be brought down to their level. Sure, a homelss person has freedom, but it's funny how revolutions don't happen when the people are starving. Ask Maslow, physiological needs take precedence over abstract ideas like freedom.

Why do I fucking care? Because I do. I hate to see people get fucked around like the Enron employees did. To work hard for a company, to put your hard earned money into company stock at the management's urging while the same management is selling their stock in droves (which the goverment seemed to think was OK, 'insider trading' charges came back innocent).

But it's a little more personal than that. I lived in California while Enron ARTIFICIALLY CREATED POWER SHORTAGES to create more revenue for themselves. I had to deal with rolling blackouts, higher prices for goods, higher prices for everything because of those greedy assholes. The residents of California were so pissed off that they ran the governor out of office and elected Schwartzenegger, Arnold Fucking Schwartzenegger, you know, the actor, the guy from that piece of shit movie Predator. Who would possibly believe that anyone would elect an actor in that piece of shit to lead their state?

During the time of the complete fake power shortages, I work for a company that used a lot of electricity. They used it bounce RF signals off of satellites. They kept open facilities that used copious amounts of electricity. Electricity that more than doubled in price. For that reason and many more (some real, some corporate fantasy) 35% of the workforce was eliminated. I wonder how many years of my salary Enron sucked out of DirecTV during this completely imagined power shortage.

Kenneth Lay lives better than I do today even though he's broke. Yet he still feels the need to try to screw his family, his fucking family, to continue to sell the lie.

BOJ