Monday, May 15, 2006

 

DHMO Enhancing Sports Performance?

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Slugger Barry Bonds as a Rookie...
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Bonds exhibiting swollen tissues
due to DHMO use?
Clearly DHMO is a dangerous chemical compound. The Government has spent millions of dollars creating an effective DHMO delivery network and have spent a good amount of time and effort convincing us that it is safe.

And in truth, DHMO has it's place in medicine in science. While inhalation of DHMO can be fatal, Doctors routinely use DHMO in IV's for patients suffering a variety of maladies. DHMO is used in the dialysis process and aids in recovery from dehydration.

Yes just like anabolyc steroids, DHMO has uses in medicine. Unfortunately, athletes have found both of these subratances to be performance enhancing. Since at least the mid 1980's, athletes have been using DHMO in the major professional sports and its use has become rampant in Olympic competitions as well.

Certain amounts of DHMO can actually enhance performance, allowing the brain and body to work more efficiently, aiding in ridding the body of other toxic chemicals, even aiding in the absorption and digestion of food. Too much can cause trouble bloating the body and causing swelling of tissues.

Take the case of San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds. As Bonds closes in on Babe Ruth's career home run total, we hear the whispers of steroid and human growth hormone use. While he has tested positive for neither of these substances, Bonds last league mandated test showed large amounts of DHMO in his urine. Why hasn't Bonds been run out of the league. It's simple really, DHMO IS COMPLETELY LEGAL!!!! Does DHMO make Bonds' body more efficent in the absorption and digestion of food? Does DHMO allow Bonds to recover from exhaustion more quickly than it would without DHMO? Of course, and no doctor would argue the point with me.

Major League Baseball refuses to acknowledge the DHMO problem among its players, arguing that DHMO is a completely safe supplement. Yet, this past Friday a game at Boston's famed Fenway Park was shortened due to DHMO contamination and players and fans alike were forced to leave the premesis. This contamination could not be cleaned up and games against the Texas Rangers were cancelled on both Saturday and Sunday.

Comissoner Bud Selig fully suports the evacuation of stadiums due to DHMO contamination but turns a blind eye to athletes using THE VERY SAME SUBSTANCE as a performance enhancing substance. Would home run totals around the league fall substantially if DHMO were banned among players? Would less home runs decrease the number of fans attending games? Would less fans hurt the bottom line of the ball clubs and the league as a whole? You bet it would! Selig will do nothing about this rampant problem in his league until forced to do so.

And there's the rub, the Goverment will never force baseball to clean up their act. The US military regularly provides DHMO to soldiers in the field, they have too much invested in DHMO technology to speak poorly of it.

It's up to right-minded outlets like The Globex Corporation Newsletter to get the word out. DHMO is a killer! Wake the kids, phone the neighbors! Spread the word about the dangers of DHMO!



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Comments:
Seriously, are you serious about this stuff?
 
I have never been more serious, except maybe when I wrote Two Condoms and My Right Hand (A Love Story). Oh and maybe some of the stuff about Martha Stewart. Maybe days 1 thru 751 of my 1046 day marriage. But other than that, I've never been more serious.
 
Okay. Seriously, how the hell do we bottom feeders do anything about the current situation regarding toxic substances on the planet. Do you think the '60s attitude will ever come back? Do you think enough people can get together and cause a real change in the world? I don't have much faith in the general populace.
 
Reduce, re-use, recycle. Be conservative in your personal use of resources. Make less garbage. Bug our representatives in Washington and on the state and local level as well. Vote with your $$$ and purchase "green" products. Be un-American and choose to live a less consumption crazy lifestyle. Set a good example and believe that extraordinary things can happen. And shut off your TV.
 
1gal, I have been doing all that for years. I threw my last TV away in June '01 and never looked back. TV is the single most toxic item in most homes. I shoot-I mean bug politicians, but have absolutely no belief that they will do right.
 
Yeah, and those who provide programming, even those just pushing buttons in dark rooms, they're the lowest of the low!!!!!
 
You mean, there are actually actual people involved?
 
I prefer "people". If you work in TV operations, you have no real life to speak of, so you can hardly call us people without those quotey thingies.....
 
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