Monday, April 10, 2006
Pointless Shit
Names on Page 37 of the Dex Cheyenne and surrounding area phone book (use until March 2005).
GIFFORD Mark
GIGER Mark & Kris
GIJERINA Jose
GIL Guadalupe
GILBERT E
GILBERT G Jon
GILBERT Gina
GILBERT Jason & Kara
GILBERT Jon & Violet
GILBERT Judson
GILBERT Julia
GILBERT Lyle
GILBERT Paul F
GILBERT Richard & Jane
GILBERTSON James A
GILBERTSON Jane
GILBREATH Leslie
GILDEN Ron
GILE J K
GILES Jettie F
GILES Priscilla
GILES Robert
GILFIAN Kim & John
GILL Kevin
GILL Marty & Gail
GILL Mike
GILL Nick W
GILL Robert
GILL Robert P
GILL Roger
GILL Shelly
GILLAM Connie
GILLELAND Paul C
GILLEN A N
GILLEN Kelly D
GILLEN Larry D
GILLENWATER W Mae
GILLESPE Tina M
GILLETT Garry
GILLETT M G
GILLETTE Clark & Deborah
If I had a point, you'd have gotten it by now
BOJ
GIFFORD Mark
GIGER Mark & Kris
GIJERINA Jose
GIL Guadalupe
GILBERT E
GILBERT G Jon
GILBERT Gina
GILBERT Jason & Kara
GILBERT Jon & Violet
GILBERT Judson
GILBERT Julia
GILBERT Lyle
GILBERT Paul F
GILBERT Richard & Jane
GILBERTSON James A
GILBERTSON Jane
GILBREATH Leslie
GILDEN Ron
GILE J K
GILES Jettie F
GILES Priscilla
GILES Robert
GILFIAN Kim & John
GILL Kevin
GILL Marty & Gail
GILL Mike
GILL Nick W
GILL Robert
GILL Robert P
GILL Roger
GILL Shelly
GILLAM Connie
GILLELAND Paul C
GILLEN A N
GILLEN Kelly D
GILLEN Larry D
GILLENWATER W Mae
GILLESPE Tina M
GILLETT Garry
GILLETT M G
GILLETTE Clark & Deborah
If I had a point, you'd have gotten it by now
BOJ
# posted by Blind Orange Julius @ 12:34 AM 
Comments:
<< Home
37?
From the Kevin Smith film, Clerks (I've been told I look like Dante):
DANTE You sucked that guy's dick?
VERONICA Yeah. How do you think I know he liked...
DANTE (panicky) But...but you said you only had sex with three guys! You never mentioned him!
VERONICA That's because I never had sex with him!
DANTE You sucked his dick!
VERONICA We went out a few times. We didn't have sex, but we fooled around.
DANTE (massive panic attack) Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?
VERONICA Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
DANTE Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...
VERONICA I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.
DANTE I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different
guys, and that's all you said.
VERONICA Please calm down.
DANTE How many?
VERONICA Dante...
DANTE How many dicks have you sucked?!
VERONICA Let it go...
DANTE HOW MANY?
VERONICA All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you fucked.
DANTE This is different. This is important. How many?!
She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on
a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.
DANTE Well...?
VERONICA (half-mumbled) Something like thirty-six.
DANTE WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?
VERONICA Lower your voice!
DANTE What the hell is that anyway,"something like thirty-six?" Does that include me?
VERONICA Um. Thirty-seven.
DANTE I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?
VERONICA (walking away) I'm going to class.
DANTE Thirty-seven?! (to CUSTOMER)My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!
CUSTOMER In a row?
From the Kevin Smith film, Clerks (I've been told I look like Dante):
DANTE You sucked that guy's dick?
VERONICA Yeah. How do you think I know he liked...
DANTE (panicky) But...but you said you only had sex with three guys! You never mentioned him!
VERONICA That's because I never had sex with him!
DANTE You sucked his dick!
VERONICA We went out a few times. We didn't have sex, but we fooled around.
DANTE (massive panic attack) Oh my God! Why did you tell me you only slept with three guys?
VERONICA Because I did only sleep with three guys! That doesn't mean I didn't just go with people.
DANTE Oh my God-I feel so nauseous...
VERONICA I'm sorry, Dante. I thought you understood.
DANTE I did understand! I understand that you slept with three different
guys, and that's all you said.
VERONICA Please calm down.
DANTE How many?
VERONICA Dante...
DANTE How many dicks have you sucked?!
VERONICA Let it go...
DANTE HOW MANY?
VERONICA All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak like this when you told me how many girls you fucked.
DANTE This is different. This is important. How many?!
She counts silently, using fingers as marks. DANTE waits on
a customer in the interim. VERONICA stops counting.
DANTE Well...?
VERONICA (half-mumbled) Something like thirty-six.
DANTE WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX?
VERONICA Lower your voice!
DANTE What the hell is that anyway,"something like thirty-six?" Does that include me?
VERONICA Um. Thirty-seven.
DANTE I'M THIRTY-SEVEN?
VERONICA (walking away) I'm going to class.
DANTE Thirty-seven?! (to CUSTOMER)My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks!
CUSTOMER In a row?
Sorry I missed the reference. Clerks is the only Kevin Smith film I have not seen!
# posted by 
: 6:12 AM
: 6:12 AM
Haven't seen Clerks?!> I could probably let you slide on the urine sample thing, but seeing Clerks is sort of a requirement for reading this blog.
I'll let you get away with it if you'e seen Chasing Amy more than once. It's not as funny as Clerks, but it is Kevin Smith's most meaningful script.
I'll let you get away with it if you'e seen Chasing Amy more than once. It's not as funny as Clerks, but it is Kevin Smith's most meaningful script.
I have seen Chasing Amy 4 times and I promise to rent Clerks and watch it soon! Dogma is probably my favorite of his films. Any other prerequisites for reading your blog?
# posted by : 3:54 PM
: 3:54 PM
Like my readership is so immense that I can turn readers away because they haven't seen a particular movie.
Clerks is Kevin Smith's funniest movie, Chasing Amy is his best all around movie and a fantastic script, Dogma is his most thought provoking. I'll take any of those three. I'd prefer not to discuss Mallrats or Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, but both have their moments. There will be no discussion of Jersey Girl. I forbid it.
Post a Comment
Clerks is Kevin Smith's funniest movie, Chasing Amy is his best all around movie and a fantastic script, Dogma is his most thought provoking. I'll take any of those three. I'd prefer not to discuss Mallrats or Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, but both have their moments. There will be no discussion of Jersey Girl. I forbid it.
<< Home
